if you get one of those big fish tanks you could put it on your bonnet and carry water round cos you would still be able to see through it cos fish tanks are made of glass. you could secure it to your window wipers and it wouldn't go anywhere you could even put some fish in it like those tills they have in posh clothes shops only you wouldn't be able to feed the fish cos the would pooh in water and then the tds would go up and the windows would have bits of fish pooh on them so dont feed them and when they go belly up uld just buy some new ones and claim them aganst your tax you could even sell the dead fish as cat food to your animal loveing customers, i suppose this would be another form of recylcinng , well they do say the possiblities are endless.