[pylofm]

So who thinks that spiders are little b'stds that diliberatly spin their webs and then attatch them with super glue to the frames?.....I think there out to get me....

Anyone else want to pass a law that the spider must only spin webs in tree's?

 

[SherwoodCleaningSe]

I got bitten by a spider on my side once when up a ladder.  It left little fang marks.

Simon.

[M & C Window Cleaning]

Been bitten by red ants under the armpit on one occasion, and on the unmentionables on another after I leaned into a bush under a kitchen window wearing shorts in the summertime. Wasn't very pleasant I can tell you.
Spiders have gotten me into trouble when they re-spin there webs after cleaning a window and then the customer doesn't believe I've been. DUH!!! Didn't they think to check their windows?

[Trevor Knight]

Isn't it a killer when you clean a window, the customer is out, they return home and a spider has spun a web and they think you haven't cleaned the windows!!

Had a few try that in my time, tight b***ards

[LWC]

i was up the top of a ladder years ago doing some gutters, i knocked something and it looked like a puff of yellow smoke, it turned out to be a nest of spiders, they were ALL over me, baby ones running round...i shat myself and nearly fell off lol 

[Ian Lancaster]

Report in today's paper about False Black Widow spiders spreading lke wildfire

The bite won't kill you, unless you're very unhealthy (or unlucky) but it's much worse than a wasp or bee sting.

[TVCS]

got stung by my scorpion once.  No more painful than a bee sting. 
When I was a wee lad I was seeing a young lady who was sh** scared of spiders, trying to be a hero (and being not quite sober) I removed the spider from her room one nite in the dark and fell down the stairs.  Since then I hate the little sods.