I think your avatar should suffice Tosh.
Don't take the mick, mate.
Last Saturday we had an invite to have a hot-tub bath with the neighbors (Ian_Giles knows the female part of the half (Lisa)), but we couldn't make it as we'd booked a weekend break in Weymouth.
But... Lisa's other's half is a massive burly squaddie; on the army boxing team; and there's nothing we like doing more than painting each others fingernails and dressing up in Lisa's underwear.
Mind you, it doesn't mean I'm/we're gay.
We're doing it this Saturday, and I just know that by 1.00 am Sunday morning I'll be silently weeing in the hot tub - with a big ole grin on my face - and made-up like one of those Tai-lady-boys!
It's good to be in touch with your feminine side!
I'll post some pics.