[vangaurd]

went to do a job, in the west end of newcastle, to day
just pulled up, outside the house  i was to clean,
and four dodgy looking gents, started to eye the van up,
i could read their minds . as soon as he goes in that house ,
his gear is going with us. put the van in gear and off i went
sorry missus but your carpet is history. as far as im concerned.

[prodry]

i could read their minds

Can you bend spoons, as well

[AquaMagic]

Very appropriate user name.

[Matt Lindus]

They might of been gay, and fancied having a free for all in the back of your van. No holes barred n all.

[spindle]

they may have been waiting for a delivery/lift.........or maybe umemployed and waiting for a dole cheque!!!



are you a bit paranoid?.

[*paul_moss]

That sounds like the place Gunny hangs out

[conallon]

If theres enough money in jobs in dodgy areas,
 you want to take somebody with you to keep an eye on your van while your indoors

Conrad

[stains-away]

If theres enough money in jobs in dodgy areas,
 you want to take somebody with you to keep an eye on your van while your indoors

Conrad

In a real dodgy area you would need someone keeping an eye on the person keeping an eye on your van 

[Mike Halliday]

can people in dodgy areas afford carpet cleaning, I used to find all the carpets in dodgy areas were full of dope burns : :

we find a spray bottle of an ammonia solution always comes in handy, any trouble and a good spray-jet can hit them from 20ft

Mike

[John Kelly]

One of my customers was doing a job in the same area, West End of Newcastle, and the customers 10 year old son drove off in his van.

[stevegunn]

Newcastle the dark side 

[*paul_moss]

Sorry about the above comment I made Steve.
I miss read the thread, I thought it said Doggin area. 

[stevegunn]

Sorry about the above comment I made Steve.
I miss read the thread, I thought it said Doggin area. 

 ::

[Neil Grainger]

Did a quote for a women in Aldershot and she told me that living above her was a Drug dealer who gets visits on a regular basis.

This weas a lovely old lady in a Council house that has to live with the Scum of the Earth through no choice of her own,

I got my mate to come and sit with me whilst I was cleaning. Worked well but will not go back to that area on my own again.

[shammy davis jnr]

wish it was like america and you could stun gun there ass

[Sir Squeaky]

Now you see why Tosh cleans in dodgy council estates.

It's home from home.

 

[Liahona]

Why a stun gun.  I carried and it wasnt a stun. Best, Dave.

[*paul_moss]

Yours was a water pistol Dave 

[Tosh]

Now you see why Tosh cleans in dodgy council estates.

It's home from home.

 

I do clean dodgy council estates, and I find they're good areas; once you sort the wheat from the chaff.

I'm just thankfull I don't have to live in one!

[Liahona]

Yes Paul, but you should see it squirt.  Best, Dave.