[RO-Sheen]

A customer came out the other day when I was wfping her house and asked me if there was anyway I could avoid stepping on the grass as it is so wet and muddy due to the recent rain!!   :
As a joke I told her that I didn't know off hand but I would check with other window cleaners on this forum to see if there was any hover boots on the market.  Stupid woman didnt realise I was taking the pee and thanked me for saying I would look into it!

[chris@c.m.s]

Hmmm modified backpack/jetpack another job for Jouk  

[JM123]

Hmmm modified backpack/jetpack another job for Jouk  

 

I've got some sky hooks you could borrow - just put them up and hook yourself on, saves walking on the grass!!

[captain lard]

Brilliant - lol - 

[ac_cleaning]

dont be silly why not ABSEIL

[Terry_Burrows]

  flap your arms :

[Helen]

Had one the other day. light drizzley rain day. Her washing was out on the line, getting nicely rinsed again for the umpteeth time! She tells the lads not to go near the washing l line with the wfp as it will get her washing wet

[jouk45]

you could suggest she puts gravel down,

[RO-Sheen]

I think it would be better to put her down!! 

[Pj]

I think it would be better to put her down!! 

I think it would be better to put her up!

[mogy]

Try snow shoes   
Mogy

[Pureandclean]

I find that plenty of beans and cabbage in your diet, can help in situations, like this one.
 Maybe not appreciated so much at home 

[newpy]

I  had one last week, said i had stood on the lines in his nicely cut lawn!!! what a plonker, just laughed and told him i haven't got into levitating yet, all the weight of his money was weighing me down too much!!!

[JM123]

I reckon I got the best one of all today - customer comes out and says to me she wasn't happy with the job I done last month - I said why?  She replied that the windows were fine for the first 2 weeks but then they started to get dirty again!! 

I was shocked, this is unheard of - any of you guys ever had to go back the next month again because they had gotten dirty again? 

I just stared at her in utter disbelief and amazement!  Seriously, some people would be better off being human guinea pigs.