[ben783]

Chosker,
               New to the biz and have been leafleting like mad, had a couple of little yappers behind the door trying to nip my fingers...makes ya jump !..
Wouldn't mind but i've got a Boxer at home that would use some of the little yappers as a tooth pick !!!!!!! 
Ben(8quidkid)

[EasyClean]

I had a customer let her dog out whilst I was cleaning her windows. The dog came at me showing it's teeth so I hooked my WFP brush head under it's neck and pinned it against the housewall with all of it's paws lifted off the ground. The owner saw me and I told her to get the lead on it before I was going to release her dog. She dumped me (naturally) but I was determined the bloody dog wasn't going to bite me. I act first and worry about the consequences after nowadays. I don't do dog houses nowadays!

[Paul Coleman]

I'm very picky about cleaning at houses where there are dogs.  I only do it if I feel totally comfortable about it.  I've had jobs before where I have started worrying about doing it days before I am due there.  When that happens, I know it's time to let the job go.
I did get nipped once by a tiny dog.  It nipped me on the shin as I doubt it could reach any higher.  It died a few months later.  Was nothing to do with me, honest guv.  Another time I had a dog charge straight at me while barking loudly.  I yelled at it really loudly as it got close.  It bit the flapping trouser leg on my overalls and did a hasty retreat (probably thought I was nuts).
I put my tools in the bucket and walked - after calling the owner a few choice things.

[mike richardson]

tell the owners ill train there dogs lol,i spend 3 nites a week training stupid owners to train there clever dogs,bloody owners just say its ok fido dont mean it then when he does they say he aint ever done that b4, if the owner had any sense they would not let it get to that stage,

[windows_chepstow]

Oh I've just remembered; I've actually been bitten three times; two as I detailed in an earlier thread and a third time a Jack Russell grabbed my hand when I put a 'Your Window Cleaning has been' chit through the door.

We did tug-of-war with my 'Saturday Night Finger' for a second or two and the little blighter drew blood and it hurt like hell.

I've been really unlucky!

[Sir Squeaky]

We did tug-of-war with my 'Saturday Night Finger' for a second or two and the little blighter drew blood and it hurt like hell.

Your phrases crack me up!