I was nearly caught out today, if I hadn't got home I would have had to do a number two in a customers garden. I have peeeed befire in the bushes, but this was different.Now a take a 4l milk bottle container, but that cope with a pudge of fudge. Anyone else done a biggie in a customers garden?
This will make you laughI always carry a tesco carrier bag or simalar and a roll of bog paper.Put each leg through the handles of the bag squat down as if on tiolet and proceed to have a tom tit !! You can then wipe yourself with said tiolet paper, wrap it all up and put it in wheely bin ..........No-one will ever know
Once my brother needed a dump when we were working at one of his customers houses so he went in there back garden under a bush, wiped himself with an old scrim and put that in the customers wheelie bin! Remember this was my BROTHER not me! Andy