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Re: Toiletry question (ethical sort of)
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2007, 08:52:04 pm »

YOU BUNCH O FILTHY. COWBOYS!!

This is supposed to be a usefull site for proper window cleaners to get usefull advice!!!!

On the other hand..........................

Toilery is a problem...........................

Maybe we should think of adding a portaloo to our Van/Trailer systems!!

NOT A DIY Kit in the back of the van!!!

Toilery?  Work is a problem? 

brett walker

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Re: Toiletry question (ethical sort of)
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2007, 10:33:48 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


 when youve got to go youve got to go, its better out than in :P i have a pee round the back of peoples houses most days, but there was one day when i needed a number 2 the turtles head was popping out :'( all i had was a bit of toilet roll and a morrisons carrier bag.  So i went down the side of a customers house i was shi**ing myself in more ways than one i missed most of the carrier bag :-[ it was a right mess, now ive embarrassed myself :-[ my wife just calls me a dirty ba***rd ;D

Brett

TVCS

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Re: Toiletry question (ethical sort of)
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2007, 05:57:11 am »
When working on a building site a few years ago, the plumber on site was a right kn** jockey.  One of the lads I was working with took a dump in one of the brand new toilets that were waiting to be plumbed in.  The plumber was not best pleased when he came to lift it into position and opened the lid to find a curled tusk waiting for him.   ;D
Veni, vidi, vino, splatus.

 (I came, I saw, I drank, I fell over...)

rugby

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Re: Toiletry question (ethical sort of)
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2007, 10:49:32 am »
i feel sick

matt

Re: Toiletry question (ethical sort of)
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2007, 05:26:53 pm »
whats wrong with you all

i go from 7 ish in the morning till 5 ish in the evening and dont need a pee

have a dump before you leave for work, job done

jeff1

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Re: Toiletry question (ethical sort of)
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2007, 07:09:37 pm »
I did a post about this some months back, and being the gentleman I am, I went behind the customers shed, when I was busting, instead of doing it over the customers shed I faced the farmers field and peed through the hedge, then all of a sudden bang, I peed on an electric fence, made it swell up a bit ;D so I went to the doctor and asked him for something for the pain, but asked him if he could leave the swelling  ;D ;D

D.Salkeld_Ltd

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Re: Toiletry question (ethical sort of)
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2007, 07:30:19 pm »

You lot are avin me in stitches ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

David
Not Perfect - But Honest

cherubs cleaning

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Re: Toiletry question (ethical sort of)
« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2007, 07:31:43 pm »
you should all carry a portaloo you scum balls.we have them in our vans for h/s.

gaza

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Re: Toiletry question (ethical sort of)
« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2007, 08:17:21 pm »
cherubs :h/s reasons have you smelt my no 2s , there wouldnt be an h/s issue but a hazardous waste warning.

1 bucket
1 bag
1 bacck of van
1 dump
1 tie up
1 swing in a d**e
 only done this twice though

 gaza
IM AT THAT AGE MY BACK GOES OUT MORE THAN I DO

cherubs cleaning

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Re: Toiletry question (ethical sort of)
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2007, 08:53:35 pm »
GAZA. only for your convenience in the van . vented tank vented van .the guys are happay because who likes s-----g in a bucket. he he