I'll give you a possible scenario:
MissTV: (Simpering coquettishly at camera) Well, here we are in Newton Abbott with Craig from Jellyfish window cleaning! Tell me Craig, all about your big pole!
CraigJWC:(Colouring up all red) It's a 35ft extender and I've been trained to use it.
MissTV: (Slightly dismissively and turning into a female version of Paxo) I'm sure you can use it well but what's all this about making thousands of gallons of water from a domestic water supply and not telling the water company?
CraigJWC:(All embarrassed) Ooh... errr... um...
MissTV: (Now turning into a rottweiler with lipstick) And what's more there's been a drought as well!
CraigJWC: (Protesting) Well it's the wettest drought in history ...
MissTV: (On her high horse on the highest of moral ground) So the law doesn't apply to you then ... ...
CraigJWC: (Completely stuffed) I'm a really nice guy ... honest.
MissTV: (Turning her back on a discomfited Craig) So there you have it, a dole dodging, scrounging, jellyfish-abusing bogbrush wielding excuse for a window cleaner. Now its over to our correspondent in Chepstow who's going to tell you all about proper window cleaning in her interview with Mr. Roger Squeaky Clean.
MsTV in Chepstow:(Looking coquettishly at the camera) My what a big triple extender you have Mr. Squeaky, tell me all about it ...
Squeaky (for it is he) Well. ma'am it's wood of course with hi-grip rubbers on the end. You can climb on it if you like.
MsTV in Cheppers: (Turning into a rottweiler with lipstick) I'm sure I could, but how do you feel about going totally against the WAHD and putting lives at risk... what if you fell on a baby!?
And so it goes ... ...
Stay away from the telly!
