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Mr.G

  • Posts: 364
Confessions of a window cleaner
« on: November 08, 2006, 11:45:09 pm »
That film's the bane of my life. My mates are convinced I spend my entire life s******g sex mad housewives, and my girlfriend aint 100% convinced either, all cos of a crap old comedy film. Anyone else suffer from Confessions syndrome?
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jouk45

Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2006, 01:00:27 am »
mr g, but its all true  ;D
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Trevor Knight

  • Posts: 1825
Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2006, 07:30:59 am »
In my early days I did have a couple of happy customers  ;D
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chris@c.m.s

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Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2006, 07:44:23 am »
Yep I agree with the others, You must be doing something wrong. ;D 
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D woods

Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2006, 09:01:06 am »
This film was on TV a few months ago, and as I had never seen it I thought
I would have a look at it.

After twenty minutes I couldn't watch any more not even remotely funny.
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LSB

  • Posts: 411
Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2006, 02:58:46 pm »
My wife ( nearly ex ) doesnt trust me at ALL !  not sure i can blame it on this job though !!!
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KJG

  • Posts: 293
Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2006, 04:19:32 pm »
I always thought those lazy bums off Coronation Street, Stan Ogden and Eddie Yates, were most peoples stereotypical view of window cleaners :(
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geefree

  • Posts: 6180
Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2006, 05:15:12 pm »
My lass thinks i get a buzz out of doing upstairs windows looking in bedrooms...  to be honest... i dont know about you guys, but i dont even look as too busy doing the job,,.... mind you i have seen no movement as yet  ;D

dont know bout you guys tho!  ;)
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macc

Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2006, 07:16:30 pm »
ProPole has his own version coming out soon.  ;)
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ronaldo

  • Posts: 840
Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2006, 07:30:11 pm »
Just make sure when your peering through a window that miss Rangers isnt naked looking back at you with her furry top lip pouting, as you may just fall off your ladder!!
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A bad days fishing is better than a good days work !

windows_chepstow

Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2006, 07:47:30 pm »
Quote from: lloyd birchley on November 09, 2006, 02:58:46 pm
My wife ( nearly ex ) doesnt trust me at ALL !  not sure i can blame it on this job though !!!

Take her with you!  Get her working on the ground floor.

I'm sure, the good-looking bloke I am ;D, I'd have a multitude of anecdotes to tell, but unfortunately all my customers (just about) know Wor Lass.

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TVCS

  • Posts: 884
Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2006, 07:51:09 pm »
As my lass works with me most of the time she knows what a right bunch of hippopototrogs are on our books. 
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Veni, vidi, vino, splatus.

 (I came, I saw, I drank, I fell over...)

dai

  • Posts: 3503
Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2006, 08:01:44 pm »
Been there and done it. If you want to lose customers, Date them. It works every time. I was single then though. DAI
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EasyClean

  • Posts: 558
Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2006, 03:45:47 am »
I had a woman moan to me about using WFP on her windows and insisted I  clean her windows the traditional way up a ladder instead because she is a total exhibitionist who gets sexually turned on just by being watched through upstairs windows!!!!!!!!!
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Losing a customer is like waiting for the next bus, another one will come along shortly!

S_RICHARDSON

  • Posts: 980
Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2006, 08:30:40 am »
Quote from: EasyClean on November 10, 2006, 03:45:47 am
I had a woman moan to me about using WFP on her windows and insisted I clean her windows the traditional way up a ladder instead because she is a total exhibitionist who gets sexually turned on just by being watched through upstairs windows!!!!!!!!!
  You Wish Pal!
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geefree

  • Posts: 6180
Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2006, 06:03:11 pm »
cant believe you experienced lads aint got much to tell... :o
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jeff1

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Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2006, 06:07:17 pm »
Quote from: GAZZASP8 on November 10, 2006, 06:03:11 pm
cant believe you experienced lads aint got much to tell... :o
Some secrets are best kept secrets  ;D ;)
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macc

Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2006, 06:08:06 pm »
Its because their wives are checking their posts,  ;)
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jeff1

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Re: Confessions of a window cleaner
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2006, 06:18:49 pm »
Quote from: macc on November 10, 2006, 06:08:06 pm
Its because their wives are checking their posts,  ;)
Or because our wives 'now come with us' :o :-X
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