i can beat all stories like this
i worked as a carpenter for the local council
me and my work-mate were both on the agency at the time
he had his own company installing UPVC windows, had a team of fitters working for him
dont ask me why he worked for the council (he was doing very well from his UPVC company,he also did building work aswell, he had it all, nice cars, big house etc etc, though it all went in the slump of the early 90's), i suspect it was to do with the "building materials" he could get that were sometimes "spare"
anyways, we would go and measure up the windows in the councils time, and then he would have them made, then in a few weeks get his team to fit them
so we go to meet the team, they pull up in the van, he says "right, im off to pick up the windows, you start to rip out the old"
so we go and pick the windows up, have some breakie, get back to the house and he goes mad
"they havent done anything" he shouts, lazy buggers
so we jump out of the van
1 of them comes to the van and says "she wasnt in, so we waited a while, then tore 1 of the sash's out and ripped the front out"
they had done the house next door :
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all the windows ripped out of the front
its a true story, i was there in person
allways cracks me up