Steveaqua i was tempted but refrained myself.
Anyway I just popped into our local tesco's to get abit of snapping and who should I see stacking the shelves, my vocal friend from the boozer last night.
I went up to him and tapped him on the shoulder. He spun round and I had to stop myself from laughing. He looked really rough and when he saw me I thought his chin was going to hit the floor.
'Allright mate', he came out with.
'I want a quick word with you, if you can pull yourself away from your highly important work'
'Look I hope i wasn't out of order last night, I'd had a few and I cant really remember what was said'
'I can, so tell me when do you knock off today?'
'Look mate I'm really really sorry if I said anything to wind you up'
It was great to see him squirm, little maggot.
I said that I may only be a window cleaner but I make a bout 3 times more than he does by the hour. And left him with a 'I'll see you soon mate'
He who laughs last etc.