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Terry_Burrows

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Re: Journalist seeks info
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2004, 09:02:20 pm »
;) I back that up what Martin just posted,I to have had Tax man on my back for the past 2 years,you do not want them ,take it from me :P they are evil little men
they are the gremlins of the human world,when they sit across the desk chuckling at you,and you want to pick them up, and kick them out the window,and they ask you petty things ,do you bet drink any sports ???
they have got no feelings for the real world,
evil suckers :P

if I get to be priminister TAX IS GONE FOR EVER

AND GORDON BLINKIN BROWN  HE CAN GO AND ALL
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Ian_Giles

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Re: Journalist seeks info New
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2004, 09:45:00 pm »
I opnce had the tax man make me go back 4 years, wasn't any fault of ours though, unknown to us we had a crooked accountant, he ended out doing time.            He screwed us and landed us in hot water with the tax man to boot.
Afterwards we thought we had found a top notch accountant, meticulous, fussy, precise.
But his charge went up each year, bigger and bigger increases.
He also did the accounts for our hairdresser, she told us that she would just stuff all her reciepts and so on into a Tescos carrier bag and leave him to it.
My wife would submit ours almost completed for him.
As a window cleaner accounts are quite simple, few overheads and few materials.
He had only to fill out the tax form for us really.
With Louise (the hairdresser) he had to do everything, and only charged her £100 or so for his services.
We on the other hand were having to pay him around £400 >:( >:(
She is a bit of a babe, and I can only assume he fancied her, but the disparity in his charges and the work he had to carry out was outrageous!
have done my own tax since then using Which Tax Calc, and if I have a query I ring up the local tax office for guidance, have found them really good too.

The tax men aren't stupid, they know roughly what the average window cleaner will turn over in any particular area of the Country, and I have been told that when you try and fiddle your return by, say, overcooking your fuel receipts, they will know that if your turnover is £xxx and you are claiming £yyy in fuel costs, they will know that in relation to your turnover, what you are claiming doesn't ring true.
As I understand it, there can be several such indicators in a tax return that can give away a tax dodger and I would imagine that if you 'trip' enough alarms you will have them descend on you, making your life a misery :'( :'(
On that happy note I shall go 8)

Ian
Ian. ISM CLEANING SERVICES

Londoner

Re: Journalist seeks info
« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2004, 09:36:13 pm »
Just to repeat what has already been said.

You do not want to be the subject of a tax investigation.

They have the power to freeze your bank accounts and even sell your house out from under you and they don't need to even prove a thing. Once they start the onus is on you to prove you are innocent.
You would be better off dealing with the mafia or a gang of Hells Angels

Re: Journalist seeks info
« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2004, 09:41:37 pm »
Hi all,
seems i instigated quite a heated debate.. thanks for your messages. After speaking to lots of people, i realised the original story was not really true, but have interviewed three of your colleagues and done a different story.. which, because of other commitments, will hopefully be printed on saturday.

Thanks again,
Nic

seanc

  • Posts: 148
Re: Journalist seeks info
« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2004, 02:16:31 am »
i think we will all be buying it  ;)
do it today tommorow never comes

Re: Journalist seeks info
« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2004, 09:12:54 pm »

the article will (almost certainly) run in monday's telegraph now due to lots of news happening late saturday..

Re: Journalist seeks info
« Reply #46 on: May 21, 2004, 09:13:28 pm »
sorry, late friday..

seanc

  • Posts: 148
Re: Journalist seeks info
« Reply #47 on: May 21, 2004, 09:38:03 pm »
glad you said that i was scared that something was going to happen that onley you know about  ;)
do it today tommorow never comes

poleman

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Re: Journalist seeks info
« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2004, 11:31:50 pm »
well he did not say what the article was about ??? so looks like i`m going to have to buy the Telegraph for the first time.


andy

Neil

Re: Journalist seeks info
« Reply #49 on: May 22, 2004, 12:30:02 am »
Its the only paper I ever buy,
I cant be doing with all the tittle tattle rubbish in the others.

Neil

Old_Master

Re: Journalist seeks info
« Reply #50 on: May 22, 2004, 04:56:52 am »
The court cases on page 3 are the best ;D

Philip Hanson

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Re: Journalist seeks info
« Reply #51 on: May 24, 2004, 07:37:11 pm »
The window cleaners article is in today (Monday 24th May)

Maybe Nic would let us have the text.
Editor, Professional Window Cleaner Magazine

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John Lawton


Old_Master

Re: Journalist seeks info New
« Reply #53 on: May 25, 2004, 02:49:57 am »
Shame it doesnt mention Matt David uses an Omnipole system :-/