[AuRavelling79]

We all go around saying what we will do for our customers, maybe even putting it on leaflets too. (e.g. wipe cills, clean frames, conscientious, professional, reliable etc.)

How about putting what we won't do..... such as:-

Won't look in their bedroom windows. (Squeaky can't say that mind )
Won't steal things from their back garden.
Won't tell the neighbours about their minging wall paper/3-piece suite/cooker.
Won't drop  f a g s in their back garden.
Won't tell Harry the housebreaker when they're on holiday.
Won't tell Damien the druggie when they're on holiday.
Won't tell Kev the Car thief where they hang the keys.

[Cleaner Windows]

yeah, just spoke to kev...said he'll be round yours as soon as ya go on your hols malc

[AuRavelling79]

yeah, just spoke to kev...said he'll be round yours as soon as ya go on your hols malc

Well what does Kev prefer?

A '97 Rover 200 diesel or a '91 Honda estate?

[Cleaner Windows]

nice one lol

[baldeagle]

Since I left the ladders at home, [went "on the pole" about 5 weeks ago], I have to say I've found nicking lead off roofs well nigh impossible!

Baldeagle

[brett walker]

If a customer tells me to leave their windows this time without a very good reason i tell them i wont do their windows again


brett

[ronaldo]

If a customer tells me to leave their windows this time without a very good reason i tell them i wont do their windows again


brett

I,m with you on that one Brett, and i,m the same if they say can we go onto 2 monthly i just say yes but it wont be with me.

[macc]

I,m with you on that one Brett, and i,m the same if they say can we go onto 2 monthly i just say yes but it wont be with me.

Thats a good one!

Macc

[pjulk]

When im braking my neck to use the loo i won't use there bush. 

I will use next doors instead

Paul

[Londoner]

I won't tell them what awful coffee they make. The biggest suprise when I started was how many people make a terrible cup of coffee.