[Mike Halliday]

on anther post i said the biggest lie in carpet cleaning was...

'I'll call you back later'

what do you think is the biggest lie, either from the customer or the carpet cleaner.


Mike

[HolmansUKLTD]

That'll be dry in 1 hour

[Mike Halliday]

or in Dry fusion land '30mins' : :

[Ken Wainwright]

No Madam, the carpet will not resoil quicker after cleaning :

And the carpet will be dry in 30 minutes.

I'll be there at 9.00am

I really do have 6 fingers

But the sincerity behind my signiture is genuine:
Safe and happy cleaning
Ken

[Derek]

Speak for yourself Marigold  ...Some of us old fogies make a point of never being late.

I make sure that the carpet has no chance of resoiling more quickly and NEVER promise an unrealistic drying time

OOOPS my halo slipped  :

[Mike Halliday]

the best clean EVER... OR THERE'S NO CHARGE!!!

 they can't all give the 'best clean' so someone must be lieing : : :

Mike

[jasonl]

"THE WORLDS FAVOURITE CARPET CLEANER"

"NO MESSY STEAM OR SHAMPOO"

[mark_roberts]

Theres a small possibility of that 20 year old coffee stain coming out.

Due to the high cost of the product and the time and skill needed to apply it, thats the reason the cost of protector is ...................

Yes we can apply scotchguard (sometimes its not worth trying to explain the difference between scotchguard and the service of protection).

Mark

[the red carpet]

From the customer,
I will have to cancell as my child has come down sick, i will call you when they recover, and never do.

Scumbags, i would never lie and wish something bad on one of my kids, why cant they just say they have found a cheaper quote

[Shaun_Ashmore]

I'm getting quote but not looking for the cheapest.

Yeah Okay right.

 

[Matt Lindus]

"Carpets dry within 1 to 2 hours"
"No chemicals - safe and non toxic"
"No soaps, shampoos or sticky residues"

"YES MADAM WE ARE INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED"

[spickandspan]

Fast track works?

[carpetclean]

"Carpets dry within 1 to 2 hours"
"No chemicals - safe and non toxic"
"No soaps, shampoos or sticky residues"

"YES MADAM WE ARE INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED"

nice one matt i think this is more to the point

[calmore]

"No madam, your paintwork must have been chipped before I got here.."

[Cloverleaf]

The best lie I had was,

Cleaned a beigh carpet in childs bedroom......spotless when finished.
Lady calls me the next day, a turqoise stain has come up overnight.
I said well there wasn't one there before I cleaned it, I'll come round asap.

Found that carpet had permanent dye stain size of a penny.
Lady still insisted had come up overnight and I had caused it.

Husband comes home with little Jonny and after a while turned out that the boy had left a turquoise Polo on the carpet while damp!

Won't be going there again  :

[Shaun_Ashmore]

"I'm just want a quote for a friend"

Shaun

[stevegunn]

From the customer,
I will have to cancell as my child has come down sick, i will call you when they recover, and never do.

Scumbags, i would never lie and wish something bad on one of my kids, why cant they just say they have found a cheaper quote

Had this once at 8.50am travelling to the job explained I would still be sending bill as 24 hours notice is needed miraculously the bairn recovered by the time I got there

[Shaun_Ashmore]

had 1 cancel yesterday for today because she wanted to go out and buy some shoes !

Luckily I have a few customers who are ready to fall in, I call it my blow out list.

My phone has gone mental and I can't get anyone in my diary until September, prices will have to go up !

Shaun

[Phil Marlor]

Biggest lie in the History of carpet Cleaning is:-

"AWARD WINNING CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANER"

2004/2005

Also calls himself Henry.


Phil

[jasonl]

Just send them my way Shaun, for some bonnetting!