Well , i did not have any stories worthy of posting , but it appears in the last 2 days i have decided to make a proper nob of myself !
The first was was on Thursday , after having a bone idle week i decided to go great guns , i was running around like a madman , what with this and the heat by 2 pm i had developed S.R.S , Stinging Ring Syndrome .
Come on we have all had it !
Anyway , the pain and itch got so bad i had to stop and nurse it , i found a secluded area and bathed my bumhole , i then perched between the seats to give the badboy an airing , this was fantastic until i decided to pass wind , due to the chinese the night before the inevitable happened , the dreaded follow through got me , i looked down to see a brown hand brake !
I spent the next 30 minutes cleaning up !
Today was just as bad , got caught short needed a P real urgent , luckily i was at a big end of cul de sac house , fences all round , winner , i went behind the van and did my thing , i then saw my next cusomer on at her window staring at me , i was looking at her through the bulkhead window so there was no possible way she could see what i was up to , only then was it that i saw that i had left my side loading door open , and she did in fact have a full frontal of me .
When i got to her i started to explain , she just said dont worry my love , your secret is safe with me , if you gotta go you gotta go , just shut your door next time will you , she then proceeded to laugh in my face !
What will i do tomorrow i wonder !
Rich P @ F