Finally picked it up. Popped up to Glasgow yesterday to collect the new van.
Drive home was long - kept the speed at 60mph to keep the range up but still had three charge stops of about 35 - 45 minutes each to cover the 440 miles. All the chargers worked exactly as expected bar the top up at the start of the journey in Glasgow at a Tesla dealer where it ran at 1/3 expected charge rate. Gave me plenty of time to read the van manual at least.
Van lovely and quiet (I mean astoundingly quiet) so I arrived home late but pretty much OK. Bar the next week or two, that should be the last time I ever have to use public chargers. Home charger going in shortly.
Received an insurance quote from A Plan - as expected, roughly a third more than the diesel, which will wipe out the savings on fuel.
Wife taxed the van while I was driving - £0.
Astounding pickup when you put your foot down. Interested to see what that'll be like once it's carrying the best part of a ton of equipment.
Next step, install everything but the tank ready for the switch over.

Vin