[DJW]

[dd]

I thought he was moving into the dog's kennel at his partner's house.

[dazmond]

I thought he was moving into the dog's kennel at his partner's house.

I'll have my own bedroom at the front of the property kitted out like a pimps palace!

I'll have my own drum/music room in the side extension where I can play for hours without disturbing neighbours!

The large kitchen with breakfast bar is all mine as I'll do all the cooking!👍

She has her own bedroom too complete with walk in wardrobe,the bar in the garden summer house complete with lampshade making workshop,the garage for her tools,furniture and workbench.the spare bedroom will now become  an office for us both.

Large driveway can comfortably fit 3 vehicles on(4 at a push)  and luckily she has an outside tap at the front of the driveway so ideal.ill also have the side shed for storing poles,hoses,spares,resin vessels,etc

[Smudger]

Sounds great  Daz - just need the Porsche and you’ll be the perfect w/c

[simon w]

I thought he was moving into the dog's kennel at his partner's house.

I'll have my own bedroom at the front of the property kitted out like a pimps palace!

I'll have my own drum/music room in the side extension where I can play for hours without disturbing neighbours!

The large kitchen with breakfast bar is all mine as I'll do all the cooking!👍

She has her own bedroom too complete with walk in wardrobe,the bar in the garden summer house complete with lampshade making workshop,the garage for her tools,furniture and workbench.the spare bedroom will now become  an office for us both.

Large driveway can comfortably fit 3 vehicles on(4 at a push)  and luckily she has an outside tap at the front of the driveway so ideal.ill also have the side shed for storing poles,hoses,spares,resin vessels,etc

Did she buy the house with her baby dad Daz?

[KS Cleaning]

I thought he was moving into the dog's kennel at his partner's house.

I'll have my own bedroom at the front of the property kitted out like a pimps palace!

I'll have my own drum/music room in the side extension where I can play for hours without disturbing neighbours!

The large kitchen with breakfast bar is all mine as I'll do all the cooking!👍

She has her own bedroom too complete with walk in wardrobe,the bar in the garden summer house complete with lampshade making workshop,the garage for her tools,furniture and workbench.the spare bedroom will now become  an office for us both.

Large driveway can comfortably fit 3 vehicles on(4 at a push)  and luckily she has an outside tap at the front of the driveway so ideal.ill also have the side shed for storing poles,hoses,spares,resin vessels,etc

She’ll be wanting you to sign a pre nup when you beg her to marry you😁

[deeege]

Are you making her buy you an RO system as a condition of you moving in?

[Gringo]

Hope your not too old for her Daz, you could end up being a has Bean, especially as you've Bean looking forward to this move, having Bean together so long

[dazmond]

Are you making her buy you an RO system as a condition of you moving in?

No but I might have to buy one!her tap TDS is around 120,mine is 017 at the moment.ill see how much extra it'll cost in resin.ill save on water bills though as she's not on a water meter.

Swings and roundabouts...😉

[Jonny 87]

Are you making her buy you an RO system as a condition of you moving in?

No but I might have to buy one!her tap TDS is around 120,mine is 017 at the moment.ill see how much extra it'll cost in resin.ill save on water bills though as she's not on a water meter.

Swings and roundabouts...😉

Whatever you spend on resin now….. times that by 7.

RO it is.

[dazmond]

Are you making her buy you an RO system as a condition of you moving in?

No but I might have to buy one!her tap TDS is around 120,mine is 017 at the moment.ill see how much extra it'll cost in resin.ill save on water bills though as she's not on a water meter.

Swings and roundabouts...😉

Whatever you spend on resin now….. times that by 7.

RO it is.

I don't want an RO and probably won't get one.DI only is so quick and convenient.the money I'll save in water meter bills will most probably cover it.

[Slacky]

We need pics, especially of when she carries you over the threshold.

I’m so happy, I could cry 😁 😃 😆 💋

[Bungle]

I thought he was moving into the dog's kennel at his partner's house.

I'll have my own bedroom at the front of the property kitted out like a pimps palace!

I'll have my own drum/music room in the side extension where I can play for hours without disturbing neighbours!

The large kitchen with breakfast bar is all mine as I'll do all the cooking!👍

She has her own bedroom too complete with walk in wardrobe,the bar in the garden summer house complete with lampshade making workshop,the garage for her tools,furniture and workbench.the spare bedroom will now become  an office for us both.

Large driveway can comfortably fit 3 vehicles on(4 at a push)  and luckily she has an outside tap at the front of the driveway so ideal.ill also have the side shed for storing poles,hoses,spares,resin vessels,etc

Why the f0ok are the kids moving out? Sounds like step daddy is taking over the joint to me 

[dazmond]

I thought he was moving into the dog's kennel at his partner's house.

I'll have my own bedroom at the front of the property kitted out like a pimps palace!

I'll have my own drum/music room in the side extension where I can play for hours without disturbing neighbours!

The large kitchen with breakfast bar is all mine as I'll do all the cooking!👍

She has her own bedroom too complete with walk in wardrobe,the bar in the garden summer house complete with lampshade making workshop,the garage for her tools,furniture and workbench.the spare bedroom will now become  an office for us both.

Large driveway can comfortably fit 3 vehicles on(4 at a push)  and luckily she has an outside tap at the front of the driveway so ideal.ill also have the side shed for storing poles,hoses,spares,resin vessels,etc

Why the f0ok are the kids moving out? Sounds like step daddy is taking over the joint to me 

The kids aren't kids anymore....her son is 31(she kicked him out a few years ago)and her daughter is 24.

My missus can't wait for me to move in(her daughter and boyfriend are only moving 5 mins drive away)the problem is her boyfriend is lazy and doesn't help out around the house.he ll have to have a drastic change of attitude when they get the keys to their first house.😆

My missus is very clean and tidy like me so we will have a beautiful,orderly home.

[dazmond]

We will have clearly defined roles/jobs

I do the cooking/she does all the painting and decorating.load the dishwasher,etc

I'll empty bins,hoover and gardening/she ll clean the bathroom

She's works longer hours than me so I'll be home earlier so she'll take the dog for a walk in the morning and I'll take her after work/evening time.👍

[jonboywalton75]

We will have clearly defined roles/jobs

I do the cooking/she does all the painting and decorating.load the dishwasher,etc

I'll empty bins,hoover and gardening/she ll clean the bathroom

She's works longer hours than me so I'll be home earlier so she'll take the dog for a walk in the morning and I'll take her after work/evening time.👍

Sounds like military service to me🤔🤔

[Gringo]

Sounds like she just needed a chef/groundsmen/dog walker to lodge in spare room to me

[dazmond]

Sounds like she just needed a chef/groundsmen/dog walker to lodge in spare room to me

Yep....and bodyguard/food shopper, studmuffin!🤣🤣🤣

Relationships are a transaction,as long as she keeps putting out I'm happy!😘

[dazmond]

All I want out of a woman is....

1.regular sex
2.entertaining conversation/banter
3.willing to do most decorating/DIY jobs
4.earn her own money 💰
5.recognise the need for her man to have a dedicated drum/music room and own bedroom for the best quality sleep possible.

6.own house with mortgage paid off(or nearly paid off)

7.retain a young at heart attitude to life and always up for a laugh 😃

😄👍

[dazmond]

Sounds like she just needed a chef/groundsmen/dog walker to lodge in spare room to me

This is not some wench I met 2 weeks ago!I've been with her for 12 years!🤣🤣🤣