Swiss scientists have come up with a way to reduce the weight of certain fluids by aerating them.
By using a modified Hadron Aqua Centrifuge they have managed to aerate water so that (in general terms) a cubic meter weighs 850kg instead of 1000kg.
If applied to our van water tanks then a 500L will weigh 425kg instead of 500kg.
This means that if you are near your limits and want to carry more water then you have more leeway.
The Hadron Aqua Centrifuge is only viable at the moment for lorry and aircraft sized loads such as jet fuel where it is economical and runs off a 24 volt system.
They plan on smaller HAC's from 2025 which 'may be used in tanks of 500 to 1000 litres.'
Each unit is likely to cost about $500 dollars initially but a manual version which will treat 500L in about an hour is coming for about $150.
You can adapt a bicycle track pump and so someone like Dazmond can pump away for an hour (ooo err) - treating 500L and keeping his fine physique in great shape for another sort of pumping after a slap-up five star beans on toast later.
Cleanitup members can get a special price of £100 for the manual version already!
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