[Bungle]

Had one text back saying he's putting Xmas decorations up at the weekend. 

[The Jester of Wibbly]

Had one text to say they are still very clean and do not need doing tomorrow.

I replied, 'that's probably because I did them this morning'.  😂😂😂

[Smudger]

You have a locked gate…
You have a dog…
You have a conservatory..
You have an extension…
Your a terraced house…
You paid me a day late last time..
You live more than a mile from my house..
You questioned me why I’m running 2 weeks late..
I decided to go and get breakfast today…
Got stuck on the nest this morning ..


Oops - sorry you meant customers didn’t you 🙄

[dazmond]

Had one text back saying he's putting Xmas decorations up at the weekend. 

Dump....like every ex customer who said  to me 'can you miss me out tomorrow because its forecast rain later'.....

[Spruce]

Please, can we cancel window cleaning. We have a new puppy and are scared it will become frightened when you clean the windows.

The puppy grew up, got old and died as all dogs, sadly, eventually do. Bumped into them a few times over the years, but we were never called back to clean their windows.

We are having new windows installed in 3 weeks. Please can you leave them this time. 10 years later, the windows were still the same when they sold the house. 8 years since and the windows still haven't been changed.