I’ve heard it all now.
Potential customer “ Hi I’m looking for a reliable window cleaner”……Nigel’s response …“ ha ha my love, did you not know I’ve been in this game for 30 years lol, I’ll say it again, just in case you’re hard of hearing, 30 years my love lol”. So I do know a messer when I see one lol. You see my love, anyone who asks for a window cleaner at this time of the year is obviously just after one of those, errr what do you call em again, one of those spring clean thingymajigs lol. There is no way on earth you can be looking for a regular window cleaner all year round lol, you can’t pull the wool over my eyes love lol…..Oh by the way, did I ever mention that I drive an Audi TTS? Well there you have it lol