[KS Cleaning]

I find it's mostly the cash payers that tip,  I don't get a lot of cash payers these days so the tips have declined, I'm on about £70 and a bottle of red wine (yuck).

lots of customers who pay online will also give me a cash tip if their in when i clean,others pay me extra online so win win for me....

i actually thought that when i stopped collecting altogether a few years ago my tips would dwindle but they havent...i usually get around the £500 mark  altogether year on year...

The only thing about getting tips online is that it becomes taxable, whereas the cash tips go straight in the hipper🤐😜

Lol all tips should be declared on your tax return however they are paid 😂😂😂😂😂

😁Yes, I’m sure everyone declares all their tips 🤥😆

[Mike Halliday]

What do window cleaners prefer? Money or presents?

I usually give him a bottle of  vodka

[simon w]

What do window cleaners prefer? Money or presents?

I usually give him a bottle of  vodka

Better off giving them the booze Mike as they only spend the money on hard drugs anyway

[Gringo]

Any updates Stootsy? Currently on £39 hoping to smash through into the 40s any time soon

[dazmond]

currently £188....a few weeks to go yet so i should get plenty more....off to tenerife on xmas eve so ill need the money for all the covid tests ill need to do!

[deeege]

currently £188....a few weeks to go yet so i should get plenty more....off to tenerife on xmas eve so ill need the money for all the covid tests ill need to do!

You’ve nearly enough tips to pay for all the Covid tests that you’ll need for Tenerife 

[richard connett]

Getting a few tips now but thinking of skipping sending Christmas cards this year and just go all out with a begging letter ! Has anybody tried this approach ?

[robbo333]

Probably had about £100 so far, in cash and booze, but not counting; it seems the ones that can least afford it, give you the best tips!

I'm gluten free (I don't advertising it) but one of my customers knows and gives me a gluten free hamper every year! What a lovely gesture.

My missus recently came back from Lanzarote with her 'Toy Boy' and the extra forms (there and back) are a little bit more than we are used to.

I'm taking her back out to the same hotel in January, so Daz, extra forms to fill out before you go and extra forms to fill out before you come back (2 days before you fly back, so you need to do it in the hotel). No great problem, just a bit of extra agg!

[Stoots]

Any updates Stootsy? Currently on £39 hoping to smash through into the 40s any time soon

Oh yes, im up and running

Got a fiver yesterday 

[dazmond]

TBH I don't wanna go....I like being at home at Xmas and so does my missus but its out of my hands unfortunately.....

[Slacky]

Coming back through Heathrow two days ago I was really impressed with how smoothly everything went regards testing etc...

[AuRavelling79]

Probably had about £100 so far, in cash and booze, but not counting; it seems the ones that can least afford it, give you the best tips!

I'm gluten free (I don't advertising it) but one of my customers knows and gives me a gluten free hamper every year! What a lovely gesture.

My missus recently came back from Lanzarote with her 'Toy Boy' and the extra forms (there and back) are a little bit more than we are used to.

I'm taking her back out to the same hotel in January, so Daz, extra forms to fill out before you go and extra forms to fill out before you come back (2 days before you fly back, so you need to do it in the hotel). No great problem, just a bit of extra agg!

Errr ... I'm intrigued by your "living arrangements" - please explain! 

[DJW]

It’s like a time share only you share the wife instead.

[robbo333]

Probably had about £100 so far, in cash and booze, but not counting; it seems the ones that can least afford it, give you the best tips!

I'm gluten free (I don't advertising it) but one of my customers knows and gives me a gluten free hamper every year! What a lovely gesture.

My missus recently came back from Lanzarote with her 'Toy Boy' and the extra forms (there and back) are a little bit more than we are used to.

I'm taking her back out to the same hotel in January, so Daz, extra forms to fill out before you go and extra forms to fill out before you come back (2 days before you fly back, so you need to do it in the hotel). No great problem, just a bit of extra agg!

Errr ... I'm intrigued by your "living arrangements" - please explain! 

Sorry nothing so exciting.
Her 'Toy Boy' is her son Tom, he's 26 but he's autistic with Asperger's Syndrome. Although we all live together at home, Clare and Tom usually have a holiday every year as a kind of 'bonding' thing. When they are together, Tom looks a bit like her 'Toy Boy' hence the name.
Sorry to dash your hopes. I do, however, have a full, black, latex, dildo suit in my closet we could discuss...

[deeege]

TBH I don't wanna go....I like being at home at Xmas and so does my missus but its out of my hands unfortunately.....

How is what you choose to do at Xmas out of your hands? If you really don’t wanna go, don’t go.

[dazmond]

TBH I don't wanna go....I like being at home at Xmas and so does my missus but its out of my hands unfortunately.....

How is what you choose to do at Xmas out of your hands? If you really don’t wanna go, don’t go.

My mother has spent thousands of pounds to take our whole family and my missus away for Xmas....all flights and accommodation has been paid for...even the Xmas day meal....so I can hardly pull out now.....unless I test positive the day before we are due to fly....

[Splash & dash]

TBH I don't wanna go....I like being at home at Xmas and so does my missus but its out of my hands unfortunately.....

How is what you choose to do at Xmas out of your hands? If you really don’t wanna go, don’t go.

My mother has spent thousands of pounds to take our whole family and my missus away for Xmas....all flights and accommodation has been paid for...even the Xmas day meal....so I can hardly pull out now.....unless I test positive the day before we are due to fly....

That can easily be arranged 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Slacky]

Is it only 3 stars then?

[Slacky]

In all honesty I expect your Mum wants to do something for you all because of the passing of your Dad, Daz.

In that light, I hope you have a nice time, the food is great and weather too.   

[Gringo]

Enough of Daz's Xmas hols , the OP is bang on another £15 today it is indeed mental out there