Just use the opportunity to do the ironing Griff.
I create an opportunity to do the ironing, Slack.
Like a Sunday morning, so I can watch the Aussie rugby. Or when I'm rained off, I'll watch something that I've recorded that my Missus isn't interested in. Or I'll have a chat with Alexa and listen to some music.
Who does yours and when? Are you still courting the lady from the church? Are you one of the lucky ones with a domestic goddess keeping you in check and check shirts? A perfect crease down the front of your chinos? Does she use starch on your tank tops?
I'm always open to ironing tips so that I can finish the job before I've listened to all of Setting Sons by The Jam.
Come on, help me out.