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dd

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Imagine
« on: May 19, 2021, 04:43:28 pm »
A reworking of the John Lennon song.

Imagine there's no CIU
It's easy if you try
No NWH among us
Imagine only Daz
Imagine all the people working part time hours

Now you may think I'm a dreamer
But I've got a Ford Connect
Why don't you come and join me
Find a lease deal that's perfect

Now Daz's drug dealer neighbours
They don't know he's always high
He just cleans his windows
He doesn't even have to try
Imagine all the people
On five star holidaaaays

Now you may think I'm a dreamer
But I got a super cute girlfriend
Why don't you come and join me
And have a super great weekend

Now in the winter
Daz gets a cold backside
But he has a heated seat
And from it will arise
Imagine all the people
With toasty warm rear ends

Now you may think I'm a dreamer
But I love to play the drums
Why don't you come and join me
Come and see me round my Mum's
(Well I'm not letting any of you lot near my girlfriend, especially Nigel - he's like a dog on heat)
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dd

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Re: Imagine
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2021, 04:46:41 pm »
Forgot to add oooh ooh oooh between the verses.

Strange what goes on in my head sometimes when I'm cleaning windows.
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AuRavelling79

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Re: Imagine
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2021, 05:37:28 pm »
Ono!
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It's a game of three halves!

dd

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Re: Imagine
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2021, 06:17:25 pm »
Hopefully now I have posted, it will stop going through my head at work now.
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NWH

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Re: Imagine
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2021, 11:08:28 pm »
Still got the hots for me then by the looks of it you must wake up rigid thinking of me 🤣🤣,if you go through life and nobody’s talking about you then that’s just what you are a nobody lol.
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NWH

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Re: Imagine
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2021, 11:11:13 pm »
It’s not having me round you’re girlfriend either it’s you’re girlfriend being round me 😉.
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KS Cleaning

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Re: Imagine
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2021, 07:47:46 am »
Quote from: NWH on May 19, 2021, 11:11:13 pm
It’s not having me round you’re girlfriend either it’s you’re girlfriend being round me 😉.
Your, not you’re.
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NWH

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Re: Imagine
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2021, 08:06:25 am »
She won’t mind if it’s your or you’re m8 😉
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Slacky

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Re: Imagine
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2021, 08:53:18 am »
NWH, do you have learning difficulties?
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swanson

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Re: Imagine
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2021, 10:42:15 am »
You live a very sheltered life
If your thinking up poems like that when your cleaning windows
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NWH

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Re: Imagine
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2021, 10:47:39 am »
Quote from: swanson on May 20, 2021, 10:42:15 am
You live a very sheltered life
If your thinking up poems like that when your cleaning windows

Yeah exactly lol.
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dd

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Re: Imagine
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2021, 03:14:06 pm »
Quote from: swanson on May 20, 2021, 10:42:15 am
You live a very sheltered life
If your thinking up poems like that when your cleaning windows
Yes, well I am just glad that I am not NWH.
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swanson

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Re: Imagine
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2021, 08:40:35 pm »
i would rather be NWH
He seems like good laugh ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Owenhargreavesmidf

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Re: Imagine
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2021, 02:45:56 pm »
John Lennon ❤️
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