[dd]

I decided to apply Statistical Analysis Probability Theory to the subject - which basically involves analyzing 1000s of NWH's posts (essentially his posts over any 7 day period) - and came to two conclusions:

A. NWH is correct and hot water is in fact the window cleaning God and I should endevour to help as many realize this as possible.

B. I should shoot myself.

As I do not own a gun I went with option A.

Benefits of hot water:

1. I get to drive a top of the range VW Transporter (Mercedes Vito alternate option, unfortunately at present Audi and BMW do not do vans).
2. I now earn £500 a day.
3. Hot water is so good I can clean windows one handed, and in fact have to pay so little attention to what I am doing that I can continuously post on CIU using my hand held mobile device, throughout my working day. (Cleaning windows one handed would be an obvious advantage to Nathan when it rains)

Disadvantages:

1. I have lost all my compact work because all I want to do all day is drive round the countryside in my Transporter - otherwise I would be earning £1000 a day.
2. I talk a load of complete bo££ocks (even by CIU standards), because I am continually getting high on the diesel fumes from my heater.

Serious replies only please.

[Spruce]

 

[G Griffin]

Brill  .

[NWH]

Well you got the 500 notes a day bang on m8 well done more if there’s 2 of us though eh 😉.

[NWH]

I love the way the bully’s comment like smiley face or “brill”,didn’t I tell you I love a bully can’t get enough of em.

[G Griffin]

I love the way the bully’s comment like smiley face or “brill”,didn’t I tell you I love a bully can’t get enough of em.

I thought you could have anything that you wanted?
Bullies? Pull yourself together  .

[NWH]

I decided to apply Statistical Analysis Probability Theory to the subject - which basically involves analyzing 1000s of NWH's posts (essentially his posts over any 7 day period) - and came to two conclusions:

A. NWH is correct and hot water is in fact the window cleaning God and I should endevour to help as many realize this as possible.

B. I should shoot myself.

As I do not own a gun I went with option A.

Benefits of hot water:

1. I get to drive a top of the range VW Transporter (Mercedes Vito alternate option, unfortunately at present Audi and BMW do not do vans).
2. I now earn £500 a day.
3. Hot water is so good I can clean windows one handed, and in fact have to pay so little attention to what I am doing that I can continuously post on CIU using my hand held mobile device, throughout my working day. (Cleaning windows one handed would be an obvious advantage to Nathan when it rains)

Disadvantages:

1. I have lost all my compact work because all I want to do all day is drive round the countryside in my Transporter - otherwise I would be earning £1000 a day.
2. I talk a load of complete bo££ocks (even by CIU standards), because I am continually getting high on the diesel fumes from my heater.

Serious replies only please.

Compact work no thanks most of it is toilet I haven’t got any compact work whoever told you that was the way to go was wrong,stick with me I’ll stud you out in diamonds just ask my Mrs 😉.

[NWH]

I love the way the bully’s comment like smiley face or “brill”,didn’t I tell you I love a bully can’t get enough of em.

I thought you could have anything that you wanted?
Bullies? Pull yourself together  .

Me saying I can have what I want really got you’re goat didn’t it 🤣🤣 I can almost feel the heat coming from your red cheeks lol.

[֍Winp®oClean֍]

 Answer- Hot water. Now, what's the question? 

I've never known anyone get so exited over a water heater and an overpriced hearse!!  Me thinks one might have a substantially underdeveloped manhood!

[tlwcs]

You still think NWH is a window cleaner?
He’s on his phone, on here through the day most days.
He’s a security guard watching screens. Related to Ewan.
😁

[dd]

CIU would be a duller place without NWH.

[james peters]

I live in a soft water area ..... I fill my tank with hot water every morning through my DI.
It does clean better, bird muck just drops off,and my hose is nice and floppy.....tank is insulated, and water is still luke warm when I finish 

[deeege]

CIU would be a duller place without NWH.

It really wouldn’t.

[G Griffin]

I love the way the bully’s comment like smiley face or “brill”,didn’t I tell you I love a bully can’t get enough of em.

I thought you could have anything that you wanted?
Bullies? Pull yourself together  .

Me saying I can have what I want really got you’re goat didn’t it 🤣🤣 I can almost feel the heat coming from your red cheeks lol.

They're green. With envy.

[dd]

CIU would be a duller place without NWH.

It really wouldn’t.

Well, he is responsible for about 25% of the posts, but I take your point.