One of the most weird things ive seen is quite hard to describe in words, you had to see it to have the image burned into your brain. This was only about 3 months ago...
Me and a lad i was was working with pulled up at this house to clean the windows, id cleaned it 3 or 4 times before without problem....anyway i jumped out the van and glanced at what i thought was the mother in the garden... I said hello, i thought to myself wow she`s a big woman and then i kind of looked away and glanced back up at what was confronting me in the driveway.
We were behind the garden gates at this point, i turned round to to look at lad who was working with me and his jaw was on the floor.
i looked back at what i thought was the mother...only it wasnt. Its the hardest thing to describe but it definitely wasnt the mother at all. It was what appeared to be a bloke, a very big bloke 6ft odd and wide as a house stood in the garden wearing nothing but a womans nightie! it was one of those floral nighties that an old woman might wear and as you can guess it was very tight! He must have been 20 stone plus ...The closest description i can give was it/he/she looked like sloth from the goonies, a real freaky individual.
Now im guessing this was her son and he had some mental issues clearly, but it was quite hard to say 100% what the gender was to be honest.
Anyway we hid round the other side of the van and must have debated for a good 5 minutes on how to proceed, we were both in fits of laughter mixed with being scared to death, it really was a most bizzare sight, this chap was huge and was just patrolling the front garden defending the entry like some super villian out of a movie. We tried to compose ourselves but we just couldnt.
In the end i just had to pretend we had run out of water and left the job, never to return!