[Dave Willis]

Two jobs done today and I suffer a terrible bout of hose tourrettes. I get rushed to hospital by a customer who leaves me in the packed waiting room. One by one they all walked out.
Doctor said it was the worst *^*#ing case he’d ever witnessed.
I’ve been prescribed 150 ml of Calpol three times a day and been put on gripe water.
If that doesn’t work I’ve been told to try ‘Gardiners green’ whatever that tastes like!
I’m taking the rest of the week off.
Not taking any chances. I could have this for the rest of my life!

[Gringo]

A new drum kit, weights and plenty of leg over should sort that out Dave

[SB Cleaning]

Dave you are class mate

[Ste b]

I changed to green 3/4 weeks ago and up to now it’s been great, wouldn’t go back to the all season

[robbo333]

If I ever change career, I could never work in a tyre fitters!

[Dave Willis]

Thing is, I’ve had it before but only got it in the winter. This is different, I wake up at night sweating profusely wondering if I really did smash that geranium pot or drag that gnome across the patio. My wife looks like a shrub laid on the pillow and the neighbours are complaining about the language.

[֍Winp®oClean֍]

Funnily enough, same here. Three hours in A&E...... turns out this new Dyson Ball cleaner ain't what I thought it was!!😲😬