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p1w1

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #40 on: May 04, 2020, 11:49:40 pm »
Social housing and subsidised council properties should be only for families and individuals who are struggling, don't you think?

i was at one time........in fact i was a homeless alcoholic....is that struggling enough for you? ;D
Yes at one time but not anymore.

Dave Willis

Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #41 on: May 05, 2020, 07:15:19 am »
Dazmond, the king of irony  ;D

Arnold Palmer

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #42 on: May 05, 2020, 08:54:36 am »
Dazmond, the king of irony  ;D

Griff, the king of ironing.
#aliens

G Griffin

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2020, 09:11:21 am »
Dazmond, the king of irony  ;D

Griff, the king of ironing.
Only when I'm board.
I'm thinking of branching out and taking some in. I must warn those that still get their mums and birds to do theirs that I don't put a crease down the middle of their slacks.
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Bungle

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #44 on: May 07, 2020, 03:43:24 pm »
Hmm, I wonder how many this will weed out?

You will be able to claim from 8.00am on 13 May 2020.

Only make a claim if your business has been adversely affected by coronavirus
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We look at them, they look through them.

G Griffin

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #45 on: May 07, 2020, 04:39:18 pm »
Hmm, I wonder how many this will weed out?

You will be able to claim from 8.00am on 13 May 2020.

Only make a claim if your business has been adversely affected by coronavirus
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I wonder if it'll be extended 🤭.
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mjm

Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #46 on: May 07, 2020, 05:45:05 pm »
Yoh have to supply some sort of evidence I think bank statements previous month only speculating

G Griffin

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #47 on: May 07, 2020, 05:51:40 pm »
Yoh have to supply some sort of evidence I think bank statements previous month only speculating
I don't think you do.
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NWH

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #48 on: May 07, 2020, 05:52:04 pm »
Yoh have to supply some sort of evidence I think bank statements previous month only speculating
Lol you sure like they’ve got time to look through all that 🤣 what rubbish,it’s not an inquiry they are supposed to be helping people.

Arnold Palmer

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #49 on: May 07, 2020, 05:59:41 pm »
All investigations will be done later.
#aliens

Slacky

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #50 on: May 07, 2020, 06:04:53 pm »
Yoh have to supply some sort of evidence I think bank statements previous month only speculating

Don't be ridiculous.

mjm

Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #51 on: May 07, 2020, 06:05:49 pm »
Ok I will shut the f up then

G Griffin

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #52 on: May 07, 2020, 08:37:07 pm »
All investigations will be done later.
I wonder what the HMRC will pay for my book of names.
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NWH

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #53 on: May 07, 2020, 08:42:04 pm »
🐀

G Griffin

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #54 on: May 07, 2020, 08:45:30 pm »
🐀
I'm a modern day Robin Hood.
How else can they afford to extend the grant?
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tlwcs

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #55 on: May 08, 2020, 11:45:23 am »
I am eligible  from 15 May
I have worked through although have proof April’s figures were 27% down on April 2019
I will take the grant.
My business may  look very different in 6 months if customers cancel or suspend because of their hardship, I doubt there’ll be any help then

Bungle

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #56 on: May 08, 2020, 01:12:30 pm »
That’s the problem. How far back can you claim for and how far in the future can you claim if at all. I’m thinking they’ll bail you out up to next week and then cut the rope. If you don’t claim and then further down the line lots of people cancel the service then you’re going to be adversely affected with no more help.
We look at them, they look through them.

Smudger

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #57 on: May 08, 2020, 02:50:17 pm »
How much more help do you want?

Yes, you've had to wait for payment (June) but I think 80% of your profits over 3 months isn't a bad shake - going forward we are all in the same situation as to whether we keep or lose custom but take heart in the fact you still have a biz and work to do.

You can apply for the bounce back loan as well up to 50k  - no payments or interest for a year then fixed at 2.5%

Darran
Never argue with an idiot, they will only bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience

G Griffin

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #58 on: May 08, 2020, 03:32:13 pm »
Til September'll do.
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Slacky

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #59 on: May 08, 2020, 03:42:16 pm »
Til September'll do.

Trouble with Socialism is you run out of other people’s money to spend.