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KS Cleaning

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2020, 07:53:54 pm »
Interesting how some people are 14th of May, Yet I’m 16th. Perhaps the lower earners get in there quicker  ;D
Na, think you’ve got that the wrong way round pal.....ye better hope they they have some funds left over after the big hitters have been weighed in🤑🤑😂

They’ll always help the poorer ones first, then the slightly less poor after  ;D

Will be really interesting to see how many sole traders on here are genuinely on 50k plus a year. Funny really, this forum is renowned for people claiming they earn £400 a day, yet when this crisis hit, every man and his dog was chomping at the bit for this money. Meaning everyone’s actual wage is way under 50k!
Exactly, a prime example being NWH, the £100 plus per hour man, who can’t seem to decide if he works on his own or if he employs.

Dave Willis

Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2020, 08:10:46 pm »
Yep, I’m in. I’m really poor too.

deeege

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2020, 08:19:28 pm »
So my reputation is intact.
I don't like saying I told you so but it's one in the eye for that misery guts Dry Clean .

I’ll hold my hands up and admit I’ve been sceptical that there would be anything for the lads who have continued to work. How they’d distinguish that I had no idea but I was just doubtful. Looks like I was wrong after all.
"....and it's lend me ten pounds, I'll buy you a drink, and mother wake me early in the morning."

Arnold Palmer

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2020, 08:22:12 pm »
Interesting how some people are 14th of May, Yet I’m 16th. Perhaps the lower earners get in there quicker  ;D
Na, think you’ve got that the wrong way round pal.....ye better hope they they have some funds left over after the big hitters have been weighed in

They’ll always help the poorer ones first, then the slightly less poor after  ;D

Will be really interesting to see how many sole traders on here are genuinely on 50k plus a year. Funny really, this forum is renowned for people claiming they earn £400 a day, yet when this crisis hit, every man and his dog was chomping at the bit for this money. Meaning everyone’s actual wage is way under 50k!

Iv already said I’m not eligible, maybe I’m the only 1

I'm not.

Sunak was paying my wages for a bit though. Which was very nice of him.
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Slacky

  • Posts: 8278
Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2020, 08:29:25 pm »
So my reputation is intact.
I don't like saying I told you so but it's one in the eye for that misery guts Dry Clean .

You weren't the only one  ::)roll

G Griffin

  • Posts: 40745
Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2020, 08:34:16 pm »
So my reputation is intact.
I don't like saying I told you so but it's one in the eye for that misery guts Dry Clean .

I’ll hold my hands up and admit I’ve been sceptical that there would be anything for the lads who have continued to work. How they’d distinguish that I had no idea but I was just doubtful. Looks like I was wrong after all.
There's nothing wrong with being doubtful and you weren't one of those continually sniping and unwilling to offer an opinion.
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G Griffin

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2020, 08:38:18 pm »
So my reputation is intact.
I don't like saying I told you so but it's one in the eye for that misery guts Dry Clean .

You weren't the only one  ::)roll
I wasn't the only one to stake my reputation on it? Ok.
Take a bow, son.
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Stoots

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2020, 08:53:59 pm »
I can't get it but I'm sure I'll be paying the tax back for you greedy gets who have continued to work.   ;D or you lazy gits that are getting paid for sitting on your bottoms  :D


NWH

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2020, 09:08:49 pm »
Interesting how some people are 14th of May, Yet I’m 16th. Perhaps the lower earners get in there quicker  ;D
Na, think you’ve got that the wrong way round pal.....ye better hope they they have some funds left over after the big hitters have been weighed in🤑🤑😂

They’ll always help the poorer ones first, then the slightly less poor after  ;D

Will be really interesting to see how many sole traders on here are genuinely on 50k plus a year. Funny really, this forum is renowned for people claiming they earn £400 a day, yet when this crisis hit, every man and his dog was chomping at the bit for this money. Meaning everyone’s actual wage is way under 50k!
Exactly, a prime example being NWH, the £100 plus per hour man, who can’t seem to decide if he works on his own or if he employs.
Do you honestly think I’d come on a forum and tell you ALL my business lol,I think you’ve knocked to many doors.
100 an hour I’ve many jobs that work out much more than that an hour,if you don’t earn a £ for every litre you squirt out you’re pole you should seriously look at you’re work,if you go out with 650 litres and come back empty I’d expect you to have 630-650 on you’re hip.

CleanClear

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2020, 09:52:35 pm »
if you go out with 650 litres and come back empty I’d expect you to have 630-650 on you’re hip.
£40 for me and wet feet.
Also you put an apostophe and an extra "e" on "your" . You actually done more than you had to do , and still got it wrong.
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Bungle

  • Posts: 2391
Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #30 on: May 04, 2020, 10:01:39 pm »
Interesting how some people are 14th of May, Yet I’m 16th. Perhaps the lower earners get in there quicker  ;D
Na, think you’ve got that the wrong way round pal.....ye better hope they they have some funds left over after the big hitters have been weighed in🤑🤑😂

They’ll always help the poorer ones first, then the slightly less poor after  ;D

Will be really interesting to see how many sole traders on here are genuinely on 50k plus a year. Funny really, this forum is renowned for people claiming they earn £400 a day, yet when this crisis hit, every man and his dog was chomping at the bit for this money. Meaning everyone’s actual wage is way under 50k!
Exactly, a prime example being NWH, the £100 plus per hour man, who can’t seem to decide if he works on his own or if he employs.
Do you honestly think I’d come on a forum and tell you ALL my business lol,I think you’ve knocked to many doors.
100 an hour I’ve many jobs that work out much more than that an hour,if you don’t earn a £ for every litre you squirt out you’re pole you should seriously look at you’re work,if you go out with 650 litres and come back empty I’d expect you to have 630-650 on you’re hip.

So you don’t fill your tank up for a week then ???
We look at them, they look through them.

Dave Willis

Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2020, 10:07:03 pm »
Can’t, the insurance is too high!

Rob.Hall

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2020, 10:24:43 pm »
It says  on the info if you are ellegedible.....

'Only apply if adversely effected'.

They allways have to put in a grey area for contention 🙄


G Griffin

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2020, 10:29:42 pm »
It says  on the info if you are ellegedible.....

'Only apply if adversely effected'.

They allways have to put in a grey area for contention 🙄
That's not a grey area.
You've either been adversely affected or you haven't been adversely affected.
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Rob.Hall

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2020, 10:40:43 pm »
So if you have lost work or work has been put on hold but you are up at the end of the month does this mean you have been adversely effected...
To me this is yes...

dazmond

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #35 on: May 04, 2020, 11:00:25 pm »
unless you ve took a big hit on your earnings then you should NOT be claiming the grant.......its for the struggling window cleaners and other self employed people out there (like my missus that just cant work at all).....not everyone.......
price higher/work harder!

p1w1

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2020, 11:09:05 pm »
Social housing and subsidised council properties should be only for families and individuals who are struggling or to help them get back on their feet, don't you think?

dazmond

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2020, 11:13:32 pm »
Social housing and subsidised council properties should be only for families and individuals who are struggling, don't you think?

i was at one time........in fact i was a homeless alcoholic....is that struggling enough for you? ;D
price higher/work harder!

G Griffin

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2020, 11:22:46 pm »
So if you have lost work or work has been put on hold but you are up at the end of the month does this mean you have been adversely effected...
To me this is yes...
What do you mean 'up at the end of the month'? It's to cover three months.
If the virus has had a negative impact on your business you can claim.
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Slacky

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Re: Self Employed HMRC help...
« Reply #39 on: May 04, 2020, 11:32:03 pm »
Social housing and subsidised council properties should be only for families and individuals who are struggling, don't you think?

i was at one time........in fact i was a homeless alcoholic....is that struggling enough for you? ;D

That was self-inflicted in all honesty Daz. No-one but yourself put you there.