[Slacky]

CC, has any alcohol passed your lips today?

[Dave Willis]

I agree with you Clean. I doubt the doctors and nurses watching their colleagues die would have the same attitude as a windowcleaner filling his boots at this moment in time.

[Shrek]

I’m taking the rest of April off then start at the beginning of May . My house will look mint by that time , although I am running out of jobs 

Itll be satisfying to finally get them all done though....my missus is doing loads while shes off work.....she loves DIY.......

I’m looking forward to cracking on with window cleaning, I do actually miss it. Worked since I was 12 (2 paper rounds lol) , not used to doing nothing although iv had some good quality family time 

[Slacky]

CC, how many people would you estimate have had Covid19 in the UK. Total number, including those who haven't been to hospital and those who haven't been tested.

How many you reckon? Rough estimate. To within 100,000.

[CleanClear]

CC, has any alcohol passed your lips today?

How  can you tell that ? Has my typing gone wonky or summat ? I'm the only one giving correct numbers and working out percentages correctly. And you and Daz are giving percentages out like a pair of drunk David Ike fans, and you wanna know if i've been drinking ? Are you for real ?

[Slacky]

CC, has any alcohol passed your lips today?

How  can you tell that ? Has my typing gone wonky or summat ? I'm the only one giving correct numbers and working out percentages correctly. And you and Daz are giving percentages out like a pair of drunk David Ike fans, and you wanna know if i've been drinking ? Are you for real ?

I didn't say I could tell anything. Your perception that that is what I said is telling to a degree.

Just answer the question mate.

[Don Kee]

CC, has any alcohol passed your lips today?

That’s a bit of a Toshy type post there Slacky...

[CleanClear]

CC, how many people would you estimate have had Covid19 in the UK. Total number, including those who haven't been to hospital and those who haven't been tested.

How many you reckon? Rough estimate. To within 100,000.

Whoa! Hold on mate, you've asked me if i've been drinking, so i assume you think i have been.......... and now you want me to estimate complex figures ? Are you sure about this ?

[Dry Clean]

1% mortality rate so 99% of us WILL RECOVER if we get covid19.........that puts this virus into perspective.....👍

The self righteous aren't interested in perspective Dazmond.

[Slacky]

CC, how many people would you estimate have had Covid19 in the UK. Total number, including those who haven't been to hospital and those who haven't been tested.

How many you reckon? Rough estimate. To within 100,000.

Whoa! Hold on mate, you've asked me if i've been drinking, so i assume you think i have been.......... and now you want me to estimate complex figures ? Are you sure about this ?

Yup.  They're not complex actually. Unless you're bladdered.

[֍Winp®oClean֍]

CC, has any alcohol passed your lips today?

Have any 'happy pills' passed yours?

[CleanClear]

CC, how many people would you estimate have had Covid19 in the UK. Total number, including those who haven't been to hospital and those who haven't been tested.

How many you reckon? Rough estimate. To within 100,000.

Whoa! Hold on mate, you've asked me if i've been drinking, so i assume you think i have been.......... and now you want me to estimate complex figures ? Are you sure about this ?

Yup.

Ok, i'll indulge you. Obviously because i've had a bevvy, otherwise i wouldn't normally entertain such a request. I have not got a clue of an estimate, there is no way i could ever know this. But....anecdotally i would say the amount of people who have had, and have Cov virus is higher than the published figures we know. And i'll also add that the ONS figures for Cov related deaths are MUCH higher than then stats i reproduced above too, thats a FACT. You indulge me now before i get back to my ale, what is the point you are trying to make ?

[Slacky]

CC, has any alcohol passed your lips today?

Have any 'happy pills' passed yours?

Ive not had any mind or mood altering substances in 23 years. I don't need 'em ta 

[CleanClear]

CC, has any alcohol passed your lips today?

Have any 'happy pills' passed yours?

Ive not had any mind or mood altering substances in 23 years. I don't need 'em ta 

Its oxygen in your case, and you've been breathing, so .................

[֍Winp®oClean֍]

half the people on here are self confessed manic depressives, the other 45% are ex alcoholics. Only 5% are of sound, undamaged mind which creates a serious uphill battle with common sense!😲🤐😆

[Slacky]

what is the point you are trying to make ?

Just trying to assess if you have full control of your faculties.

Now I know. Thanks. 

[Slacky]

half the people on here are self confessed manic depressives, the other 45% are ex alcoholics. Only 5% are of sound, undamaged mind which creates a serious uphill battle with common sense!😲🤐😆

And you're not in the 5% there's no doubt about that.

[֍Winp®oClean֍]

half the people on here are self confessed manic depressives, the other 45% are ex alcoholics. Only 5% are of sound, undamaged mind which creates a serious uphill battle with common sense!😲🤐😆

And you're not in the 5% there's no doubt about that.

"Self confessed"
Think about that.😘

[G Griffin]

1% mortality rate so 99% of us WILL RECOVER if we get covid19.........that puts this virus into perspective.....👍

The self righteous aren't interested in perspective Dazmond.

Isn't that self righteous?
What sort of perspective does a 1% mortality rate give us? What would be the number of deaths?
I might need a drink after this.

[Slacky]

CC, has any alcohol passed your lips today?

Have any 'happy pills' passed yours?

Ive not had any mind or mood altering substances in 23 years. I don't need 'em ta 

Its oxygen in your case, and you've been breathing, so .................