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Steven Biggs

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Maradonna has tested positive.
« on: April 03, 2020, 09:24:55 pm »
For cocaine . 😂😂😂

G Griffin

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2020, 09:30:03 pm »
Has she?
I think that Sean Penn lead her astray when they were married.

I'm getting like Tosh by doing the same jokes over and over again.
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Steven Biggs

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2020, 11:15:36 pm »
Griff . Up the workers . 😁👍

G Griffin

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2020, 12:56:24 am »
Griff . Up the workers . 😁👍
Always, Biggles!
Still got to earn a butty, mate. I'm looking for an angle on the virtual Grand National and thinking of anyone that works at ITV.
We can't trust the Tories that are giving us guidelines and getting it themselves.
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Steven Biggs

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2020, 05:24:31 am »
Got a tip for the virtual grand national. Number 7 . I watched it last year . Number 12 each way . Keep it to yourself don’t want the price going down . Looks like your lot might be given the league title . Sympathy vote ? You were hanging on , I think you would have let it slip . Meanwhile the true champions of Europe were just getting going again romping home in the championship.

*Hector*

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2020, 07:13:42 am »
Got a tip for the virtual grand national. Number 7 . I watched it last year . Number 12 each way . Keep it to yourself don’t want the price going down . Looks like your lot might be given the league title . Sympathy vote ? You were hanging on , I think you would have let it slip . Meanwhile the true champions of Europe were just getting going again romping home in the championship.

Absof*kinlutely

ALAW  MOT
Everyday this forum slips further from God.  :'(

Steven Biggs

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2020, 08:15:14 am »
👍

Don Kee

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2020, 08:47:16 am »
Nah, sack the season off; crappy Leeds would only have bottled it as per normal.

I agree Liverpool should get the Prem though. (It would tickle me a little if they didn’t though)
Why don't you have a quick google before making stupid comments?

The Jester of Wibbly

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2020, 09:29:56 am »
Has she?
I think that Sean Penn lead her astray when they were married.

I'm getting like Tosh by doing the same jokes over and over again.

Haha, read again, it's not Madonna its Maradonna  ;D ;D
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Don Kee

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2020, 10:12:37 am »
Has she?
I think that Sean Penn lead her astray when they were married.

I'm getting like Tosh by doing the same jokes over and over again.

Haha, read again, it's not Madonna its Maradonna  ;D ;D


He knows that Wibbly, it’s one of Griffs recurring jokes!
Why don't you have a quick google before making stupid comments?

*Hector*

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2020, 10:19:19 am »
Sadly Jester is not the brightest light on the wall

and Griff is not the funniest of jokers....

it was doomed to fail wasn't it  ;D ;D
Everyday this forum slips further from God.  :'(

The Jester of Wibbly

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2020, 10:59:49 am »
Sadly Jester is not the brightest light on the wall

and Griff is not the funniest of jokers....

it was doomed to fail wasn't it  ;D ;D

No need to be rude  :P.   But saw what u did there  ;D ;D ;D
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The Jester of Wibbly

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2020, 11:02:06 am »
Has she?
I think that Sean Penn lead her astray when they were married.

I'm getting like Tosh by doing the same jokes over and over again.

Haha, read again, it's not Madonna its Maradonna  ;D ;D


He knows that Wibbly, it’s one of Griffs recurring jokes!

Oh, not seen that before. Please forgive me  ;D
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G Griffin

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2020, 11:07:20 am »
Got a tip for the virtual grand national. Number 7 . I watched it last year . Number 12 each way . Keep it to yourself don’t want the price going down . Looks like your lot might be given the league title . Sympathy vote ? You were hanging on , I think you would have let it slip . Meanwhile the true champions of Europe were just getting going again romping home in the championship.
The result is already known and I was racking my brain (that didn't take long) to think of someone that might be in the know (someone that works at ITV).
We'd be very fortunate to be 'given' the title, I agree, and it would be an anti-climax. But the whole season has been an anti-climax with no other team bothering to make it a true race.
I'd like too see your lot back where you belong; in the Premier League; about midtable. 
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G Griffin

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2020, 11:14:34 am »
Nah, sack the season off; crappy Leeds would only have bottled it as per normal.

I agree Liverpool should get the Prem though. (It would tickle me a little if they didn’t though)
That would bother me more than not getting it.
But there'll be a lot of whining if we get it without actually winning it. They'll have to live it.
I think the end of the season was going to be a damp squib anyway but it would have been better than this.
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G Griffin

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2020, 11:26:15 am »
Has she?
I think that Sean Penn lead her astray when they were married.

I'm getting like Tosh by doing the same jokes over and over again.
Haha, read again, it's not Madonna its Maradonna  ;D ;D
I didn't know whether you Jesting Wibbly or Wibbling Jester.
That was crazy (even) for you.

I do need some new material. I'll ask the Missus. Who's that girl, you ask. Well, she's my new material girl. When this is all over and if I live to tell some new jokes, I'll thank my lucky star and get back into the groove.
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*Hector*

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2020, 11:32:53 am »
Reported that last post to mod......

It was bad even for you...
so bad that I am not even gonna yell coat at you...........

Sad times indeed  :'( :'(
Everyday this forum slips further from God.  :'(

The Jester of Wibbly

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2020, 11:38:51 am »
Has she?
I think that Sean Penn lead her astray when they were married.

I'm getting like Tosh by doing the same jokes over and over again.
Haha, read again, it's not Madonna its Maradonna  ;D ;D
I didn't know whether you Jesting Wibbly or Wibbling Jester.
That was crazy (even) for you.

I do need some new material. I'll ask the Missus. Who's that girl, you ask. Well, she's my new material girl. When this is all over and if I live to tell some new jokes, I'll thank my lucky star and get back into the groove.

 ;D ;D ;D
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Don Kee

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2020, 12:10:29 pm »
Reported that last post to mod......

It was bad even for you...
so bad that I am not even gonna yell coat at you...........

Sad times indeed  :'( :'(

He’s gone to another level now Heccy, this pandemic has messed with his mind.

This level of “joke” has to stop.
Why don't you have a quick google before making stupid comments?

G Griffin

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Re: Maradonna has tested positive.
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2020, 12:38:00 pm »
Gone to another level?
I thought they were Borderline at worst. But I don't want you lot getting Hung Up about it so maybe it's time for a Holiday so I don't have to face the Music.
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