[KS Cleaning]

Scottish health minister today said that although the confirmed number of cases in Scotland is just over 1 thousand, it is estimated that the true number of those infected with the virus will be closer to 60 000😲😲

Sorry, my bad, it wasn’t the health minister, it was the chief medical officer, Dr Catherine Calderwood that said this.

[LT carpet cleaning]

Ha ha, I knew you wouldn't be able to accept it, followed up with an emoticon for good effect.

Just carry on trying to manipulate the data Mr Gammon, the un-window cleaner. Sorry, was that not grammatically correct and you want to try to make out you're not a moron because of it?

Oh dear. Desperate, illiterate and stupid. You complete the trinity.

Well done.