[tonyoliver]

My life is now in tatters
My morning bacon roll
My evening drink
My weekends at the pole dance club
All gone

[tonyoliver]

Along with 80% of my income

[Dave Willis]

And the Gym. Dazmond will be like Mr Blobby by Tuesday!

[The Jester of Wibbly]

And the Gym. Dazmond will be like Mr Blobby by Tuesday!

He will go back to a manual reel for his exercise 

[deeege]

I feel sorry for his mrs, he値l be like a dog on heat with all that extra energy now the gyms shut.

[Slacky]

I feel sorry for his mrs, he値l be like a dog on heat with all that extra energy now the gyms shut.

Dont say that. He値l be like a dog with a bone, having to tell us how great he is in the sack with her.

[Dave Willis]

All dog walking banned too.

[The Jester of Wibbly]

There will be one big world party when this is all over.  Bring on feel good factor

[LT carpet cleaning]

I feel sorry for his mrs, he値l be like a dog on heat with all that extra energy now the gyms shut.

I doubt she even exists.

[G Griffin]

It means drink is disappearing from the supermarkets too. We've got a bit of red wine in but I've given it up for Lent.

[Dave Willis]

Dammn
I was hoping to sanitise from the inside out too!

[G Griffin]

Luckily I'm not fussy and I'll drink most stuff. Not alcopops or owt sweet though.
I'm going to have a look later and see what I can find.

[dazmond]

And the Gym. Dazmond will be like Mr Blobby by Tuesday!

 

ive not been to the gym for over a week now Dave....bought some weights last sunday and ive already had a few 60 min workouts at home..... ....got an email off them last night to say they have frozen my membership until they re open again....which is good of them...

[Slacky]

And the Gym. Dazmond will be like Mr Blobby by Tuesday!

 

ive not been to the gym for over a week now Dave....bought some weights last sunday and ive already had a few 60 min workouts at home..... ....got an email off them last night to say they have frozen my membership until they re open again....which is good of them...

Does the lockdown mean your Pornhub subscription is cancelled Daz?

[G Griffin]

And the Gym. Dazmond will be like Mr Blobby by Tuesday!

 

ive not been to the gym for over a week now Dave....bought some weights last sunday and ive already had a few 60 min workouts at home..... ....got an email off them last night to say they have frozen my membership until they re open again....which is good of them...

Does the lockdown mean your Pornhub subscription is cancelled Daz?

It sounds like he'll be starring in those type of films soon.
Bloke lifting weights in his flat. Interior designer comes round to quote for his bedroom. She sees drum kit and raises an eyebrow, interestedly. The talk gets racy and she takes off her power suit to reveal basque, crotchless knickers and boots. She moves seductively over to him and then Daz dashes out because he's left the heated seats on in the Custom.

Sorry, I had to end it like that because I was getting aroused myself.

[Shrek]

And the Gym. Dazmond will be like Mr Blobby by Tuesday!

 

ive not been to the gym for over a week now Dave....bought some weights last sunday and ive already had a few 60 min workouts at home..... ....got an email off them last night to say they have frozen my membership until they re open again....which is good of them...

Does the lockdown mean your Pornhub subscription is cancelled Daz?

Pornhub is being quite generous actually

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8104471/Porn-site-allows-Italians-watch-content-free-amid-coronavirus-lockdown.html?ito=whatsapp_share_article-masthead

Hopefully they値l treat us the same 

[KS Cleaning]

And the Gym. Dazmond will be like Mr Blobby by Tuesday!

 

ive not been to the gym for over a week now Dave....bought some weights last sunday and ive already had a few 60 min workouts at home..... ....got an email off them last night to say they have frozen my membership until they re open again....which is good of them...

Does the lockdown mean your Pornhub subscription is cancelled Daz?

It sounds like he'll be starring in those type of films soon.
Bloke lifting weights in his flat. Interior designer comes round to quote for his bedroom. She sees drum kit and raises an eyebrow, interestedly. The talk gets racy and she takes off her power suit to reveal basque, crotchless knickers and boots. She moves seductively over to him and then Daz dashes out because he's left the heated seats on in the Custom.

Sorry, I had to end it like that because I was getting aroused myself.

That was a good read, I was at the semi stage there, gettin a tad excited, ..........then you  go and spoil it all by mentioning Daz😖😖