Toilet roll
Carrier bags
Nothing worse than busting for a crap
i guess your joking right? ......never ever for me....just a pee bottle.....
Nope.
Got caught out just last month.
Set off without having my usual morning excretion. Must have got up late and was rushing.
Driving for about 30 mins on the dual carriageway when I suddenly felt sick and my guts churn.
5 mins later I knew I had to go! Like immediately.
Pulled into a parking place and jumped in the back with my carrier bag and pot roll.
Dropped my guts in it, really awkward to do but managed it. Slung the whole catastrophe Into the undergrowth. I know, sorry shouldn't litter but there was no bins and I wasn't driving round with a bag of mushy 💩.
I must admit I did drive off laughing like a kid at my exploits.
Cleaned a couple of houses and out into the country side I was hit by another wave of guts churning.
This time I was out of bags and turd roll!
Found a bit of a lay by near a field and dashed along the tree line looking for somewhere to get dug in but there was no where.
I ended up dropping my guts just near the hedgerow and wiping my rear passage with a micro fibre!
Only once can I remember being caught short before that when I had a bucket handy.