I clean this stand alone large house. Wife is lovely, husband is ignorant. He will actually walk passed me in the garden and not even look at me. Sooooo, last time I was cleaning he walked passed me and I just stopped cleaning and looked at him. He didn't even look in my direction. I will just add at this point the gardener was there laying a few slabs. Mr Ignorant was telling the gardener that the slabs weren't laid right. I thought to myself, this bloke is a tool and needs teaching a lesson. Aha, Mr Ignorant and the gardener retire to the house for a tea break. Both were wearing walking type boots and they were left on the step. One pair was blue and one pair was brown. I'm there cleaning away trying to think who had what colour boots on. I'm sure Mr Ignorant was wearing the brown boots??? Ah feck it I thought. I decided to fill one of the brown boots with water from my hose. Job done 👍👍. I'm still cleaning away and I doubt myself and I want to know for certain Mr Ignorant was wearing brown boots. I see the gardener and call him over to tell him I think the tractor in the field has a diesel leak. He gets within colour visualisation distance. He wasn't wearing blue boots 😕