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Klean07

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Nicknames for customers/houses!
« on: July 07, 2019, 11:41:45 am »
I've got a few for example there is a lady that looks like Miss Marple, a bloke with a Gold wing car and a large 3 story house with a large clock fixed into top. So when referring to these its Marple, Gold and clock plus many more!
Anyone else do this?
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nathankaye

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2019, 12:43:43 pm »
I have, the doc's   (yep, a doctor)
The driver (driving instructor)
Golfer
Etc, etx

(corrected  ;D)
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James Styles

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2019, 01:43:44 pm »
The diver

You clean Jack Grealish’s house?  ;)

tlwcs

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2019, 02:12:18 pm »

Shrek

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2019, 02:42:59 pm »
I have, the doc's   (yep, a doctor)
The diver (driving instructor)
Golfer
Etc, etx

How strange me too!  ::)roll

Biker ( he’s a biker! )
Den ( dentist)
Swimmer ( he goes swimming)
Etc , etc

PHILIP HARDY

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2019, 04:02:23 pm »
We have "The Boat Yard". Boat and trailer in garden (Right pain).
The Teacher,
The Carpet man (Has a carpet shop),
 we used to have "The bad payers house" but cured that one by forgetting to go!!
The Stupid Neither Forgive Nor Forget
The Naive Forgive And Forget
The Wise Forgive But Don't Forget

Ooooooog

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2019, 07:46:09 pm »
Sultana corduroy guy, is my favourite.
Also we’ve:
Bad arm lady
Norwegian pony lady


Shrek

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2019, 07:46:51 pm »
Betty big tits ( Sandra )

Windy Miller

  • Posts: 121
Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2019, 08:50:26 pm »
The arty fartys ( artist and wife).

Dry bread (plenty of money, no personality).

The cat lady ( felines everywhere, stinks of p and windows covered in cat saliva).

Foghorn (hear her before you see her).

Plenty of others I'd rather not repeat.



James Styles

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2019, 09:20:17 pm »
The diver

You clean Jack Grealish’s house?  ;)
You a nose then James?

Haha yes mate I’m blessed/cursed to be a bluenose til I die ;D
I take it you’re a villa fan

markymark

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2019, 10:00:20 pm »
In no particular order...

Miserable speccy b4st4rd - wot it says on the tin. Dislike him, like his money though.

OCD man - immaculate garden and no personality

CaravanMan - spends 4 months each year in their in tent effectively p-ing in a chemical loo then moving pitch every time a loud family land next door to them through the school holidays ???

Topless Julie - yeah. It's obvious. And a great memory  ;D

Never Ending Story - older lady who takes 30 minutes to deliver a 1 minute story. No wonder her husband avoids her.

Dutch - he's Dutch. In case I forget he's Dutch.

MadPam - she's called Pam and is mad. I mean properly booloo.  But in a nice way compared to some.

Round the Bend - they live round the corner from a great run of work but are, sadly, completely nuts. Dad wears a Charles Bronson style wig. Or maybe a Persian cat. It's hard to tell without really staring. Mum is just a disembodied voice from upstairs, like in a 1970's sitcom. Son is a card-carrying fruitloop. The back garden has a heady aroma of human wee.  Not bad people, but just.... nuts.

All I can think of off the top of my head...

God knows what they call me...





 
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Windy Miller

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2019, 10:23:24 pm »
Brilliant markymark, round the bend sound like fun 😂

james peters

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2019, 08:03:10 am »
plant pot man         ??? ??? ??? ::)roll

Klean07

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2019, 08:48:33 am »
I have others bed man because he owns a bed shop, horrible tea lady, chatter because can never get away once they start chatting. There'll be a few more later.
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Smudger

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2019, 01:58:24 pm »
We have Bungalow palace

Huge place with 2 massive conservatories - in and out clean 4 weekly

Darran
Never argue with an idiot, they will only bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience

P @ F

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2019, 05:37:21 pm »
I got a woman called “Leather suite” has spent all her life sunbathing and has killed her skin
I had a “Poo alley”
Got a Janyce with a Y , that tells me every visit
Mr mmm ahh yeah , some kind of tick
I'm so lazy I'm getting tired of it !

AuRavelling79

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2019, 05:39:41 pm »
Ahhh  Cato! - The Kato crane dealership.

Liz - Mrs. Hurley,  attractive but not THAT attractive.

Ozzy - Mr. Osbourne.

Mrs. Gormless - Mrs. Gormley.

Fly Fishing - Mr. Hartley

Watson? - Mrs. Offer

Lapdancer - Mrs. Lapworth

Hippy - Mrs. Chick.

Smellza - Mr. Garlick

Ooooh Betty! - Mrs Betty

Jostlin and Shovin' - Mrs Jocelyn

Mrs Escort - Mrs Ford

Trees R - Theresa Green

Noddy - Mr Slade

Paddy O - Mr Dawes




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jonboywalton75

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2019, 08:16:53 pm »
The Naturists, i kid you not!!!
They are both in their 80's😱😱😱😱

capn sparkle

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2019, 09:06:00 am »
The Willy Waggler - Dumped but not forgotten  ???

Shrek

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Re: Nicknames for customers/houses!
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2019, 10:31:06 am »
The Willy Waggler - Dumped but not forgotten  ???

Can you explain  ???