NK Services
Be careful what you post; even in jest, Jester.
There's a
firm servicing clients in Stirlingshire, Scotland called that. They 'deal' with people encroaching onto their patch and claiming their name. The name was the initials of their late father and the four sons are very protective of his legacy.
'Ned' Kelly, the father, contracted pneumonia doing an exterior clean in the rain and never recovered. Consequently, they have been known to 'retire' anyone seen working in the rain; even if they have a long, drawn out explanation
letter.
A lad I know, Neil Kenyon, set up as NK Services in Stirlingshire and he now consumes his Toby Carvery carvery through a straw.