[The Jester of Wibbly]

Think yourselves lucky you're not starting up a round in Egypt 

You can't say pharaoh than that! 

Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Need to buy a Phantomb pole

[Pete Thompson]

I like it.

It happens every couple of years, and when it does I always get a flurry of new customers!

As predicted, a flurry has begun. I have had 3 phone calls and 2 emails today.

Thank you Sahara dust!