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The Jester of Wibbly

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Doing me a favour? Yea right!
« on: March 29, 2019, 01:32:14 pm »
Had a lady come out of a neighbouring house and walked up to me while cleaning.   She said she is going to do me a big favour as she might become a regular customer.

I said " OK let me take a look and give you a price"

"Can I have a free trial clean to see if I like it? "

Her windows were minging and looked like years since last clean.   I said "well, do these two houses I've just done look clean to you?"

"Yes she said but will you give me a free trail please?"

I said " no sorry,  they will be double the price for the first clean due to their condition"

"No thanks" she said, "I will keep looking"
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james peters

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Re: Doing me a favour? Yea right!
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2019, 03:07:29 pm »
its a minefield out there ;D ;D
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NWH

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Re: Doing me a favour? Yea right!
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2019, 04:02:09 pm »
Not being funny but I think I would have said something to her tbh,I’d have gone over gone to get my stuff out the van and when she came out say I got you there didn’t I for a minute you thought I was nearly as stupid as you got back in the van and driven off.
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Forum Admin

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Re: Doing me a favour? Yea right!
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2019, 04:35:25 pm »
The best free trial is to clean just one pane leaving the rest filthy and giving a price for the remaining windows if they wish.

I saw this done with a pressure washing company once and they wrote something in the filthy driveway with the pressure washer and quoted for the rest haha.
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nathankaye

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Re: Doing me a favour? Yea right!
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2019, 04:45:09 pm »
Quote from: The Jester of Wibbly on March 29, 2019, 01:32:14 pm
Had a lady come out of a neighbouring house and walked up to me while cleaning.   She said she is going to do me a big favour as she might become a regular customer.

I said " OK let me take a look and give you a price"

"Can I have a free trial clean to see if I like it? "

Her windows were minging and looked like years since last clean.   I said "well, do these two houses I've just done look clean to you?"

"Yes she said but will you give me a free trail please?"

I said " no sorry,  they will be double the price for the first clean due to their condition"

"No thanks" she said, "I will keep looking"


 ;D ;D ;D ;D haha thats great!  Shes got some ba##s that lass!   
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Simon Trapani

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Re: Doing me a favour? Yea right!
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2019, 05:05:14 pm »
Quote from: Forum Admin on March 29, 2019, 04:35:25 pm
The best free trial is to clean just one pane leaving the rest filthy and giving a price for the remaining windows if they wish.

I saw this done with a pressure washing company once and they wrote something in the filthy driveway with the pressure washer and quoted for the rest haha.
What you gonna do now? Lock the thread?
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The Jester of Wibbly

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Re: Doing me a favour? Yea right!
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2019, 05:37:25 pm »
Quote from: Simon Trapani on March 29, 2019, 05:05:14 pm
Quote from: Forum Admin on March 29, 2019, 04:35:25 pm
The best free trial is to clean just one pane leaving the rest filthy and giving a price for the remaining windows if they wish.

I saw this done with a pressure washing company once and they wrote something in the filthy driveway with the pressure washer and quoted for the rest haha.
What you gonna do now? Lock the thread?

As long as no one mentions the certain name it should be ok  ;D
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Slacky

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Re: Doing me a favour? Yea right!
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2019, 05:51:17 pm »
Lee.
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robbo333

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Re: Doing me a favour? Yea right!
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2019, 05:56:53 pm »
It's the start of the 'silly season'!  ;D

Brace yourselves...
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jonboywalton75

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Re: Doing me a favour? Yea right!
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2019, 05:57:49 pm »
Quote from: Slacky on March 29, 2019, 05:51:17 pm
Lee.

You just LOVE all this dont you Matt

Ok then I'll finish it


PRYOR!!!!!
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