I had this the other day. A voicemail message..
"Oh hi its xxx from xxx in Horsell, i need a window cleaner and am just ringing to get some quotes ? Can you call me back on xxxx thanks."
Yeah ok love, not. Like that's going to be something i want, a race to the bottom. No thanks.
Problem is with these people, they lump their u switch gas insurances and electric yearly phone around with the window cleaner too, they invariably have a high opinion of themselves, and expect you to be grateful they chose you..with a brand new base model bmw or audi on a pcp deal, mortgaged upto the hilt, and are the sort that will cancel with a bit of rain on the forecast, or will dump you at a moment's notice see it alot this time of year they think oh yeah window cleaners must be looking for work now its summer and they havent worked all winter...pssst.
Nahhhhh.