“So, why should I use you as a life-coach, what have you achieved in your life which is likely to persuade me to buy your services with my hard earned cash?”
“Well, I run an ok window cleaning round in Landon. I started from scratch wiv just a ladder an’ a bucket.
Now I’ve got a van, ‘n pole, an’ clean me custards places every 4 weeks. Unless it’s wet, then I just ticket ‘em an’ call back later. Innit...”