If I knew I hadnt done it then I would no way pay for it , couple year ago I had one ring me up and say I had shattered a pane in the glass connie roof , I knew I hadnt so said I would pop over to have a look , she sumised that I had dropped the pole onto roof while reaching an above window .
I then asked her if both her boys had flown the nest , to which she replied that they were both at university thank god , I then asked her whose football that was near to the place of damage then ?
The penny dropped on her then , she went red and I went home