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The Jester of Wibbly

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Taking the Pea
« on: September 19, 2018, 09:45:36 pm »
What do u guys do when u need to empty your bladder while out working?
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nathankaye

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2018, 10:13:53 pm »
I mostly go when I take my dinner break, even if its a pack lunch as I normally park up near a cafe or supermarket where I can quickly spend a penny.
Or if I get caught short, I have a tub for the occasion in back of the van (tinted windows), so all is good and then pour down drain in road, rinse and stash away for another emergency situation  ;D
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Simon Trapani

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2018, 11:02:13 pm »
...or he pops into his nearest Toby carvery! ;D

alank

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2018, 06:35:45 am »
If working close to home I nip home.
If working in town use Tesco etc.
90% of my work is in the countryside so normally no problem  ;D

stevieg

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2018, 06:47:25 am »
Back garden or slightly open van door!!

paul alan

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2018, 07:28:53 am »
I have in the past simply "suffered" until I find the nearest loo.


Now I just ask a customer if I can use the loo. You can also plan your route and schedule your loo breaks when you know there's a local loo.

dazmond

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2018, 07:43:28 am »
I have a bottle near my van side door and pee in that.its easy to lean into the van.... ;D

Other times I'll discreetly  use a customers outside grid if their out if I'm desperate....

Just make sure the customer doesnt have CCTV!

I only need to go twice while I'm out working usually.....
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John Mart

Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2018, 07:52:43 am »
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I have just returned home to find my husband telling the window cleaners to leave.  One of them was relieving himself in the back garden. 

I have phoned the landline number and left a message asking for someone to call me back.  I also phoned the mobile number and spoke to one of the two people that were cleaning the windows and he laughed and said he could only apologise on Terry's behalf.  When I told him that we wouldn't be paying them and not to come back he put the phone down on me mid-sentence. 

I hope that taking a pee in our garden was worth the business that they will lose as a result of this.  This is a small business that will rely on word of mouth and reputation.  Absolutely disgusted.

Stoots

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2018, 08:24:47 am »
I have 3-4 urines a day in back of van. Just use boab. Only ever used boab a handful of times to clean windows but it's become handy for urination.

nathankaye

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2018, 11:48:31 am »
As long as your work colleagues or clients don't do this to you, then you should be ok

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dazmond

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2018, 02:41:34 pm »
I have 3-4 urines a day in back of van. Just use boab. Only ever used boab a handful of times to clean windows but it's become handy for urination.

i hope your joking?if not thats ridiculous!just use a designated large plastic drinks bottle and clean it out every week with miltons fluid(or neat bleach)........
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duncan h

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2018, 08:39:48 pm »
What a stupid question. Havnt you learnt how to take a slash yet.
I stand in van and pee between the gap in back doors, then wash with pure. When I was plastering, I ped in my buckets and put down drains

Phil J

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2018, 09:13:57 pm »
I've had a bag fitted, just for such occasions. Empty it when I get home. Works a treat!

Slacky

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2018, 05:33:20 am »
As long as your work colleagues or clients don't do this to you, then you should be ok

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The Jester of Wibbly

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Stoots

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2018, 05:29:31 pm »
I have 3-4 urines a day in back of van. Just use boab. Only ever used boab a handful of times to clean windows but it's become handy for urination.

i hope your joking?if not thats ridiculous!just use a designated large plastic drinks bottle and clean it out every week with miltons fluid(or neat bleach)........

Its very very rare i buy a bottle with a big enough top to be useable.

Being a delivery driver previoulsy urination was a key issue. Ive tried using normal drinks bottles in the past, such as coke etc but because the opening is so small an average thingy will not fit. So what happens is you have to push the end of your member to the bottle and urine....youll think it fine, but what happens is pressure builds up in the bottle and when you release you get an almighty blowback of urine all over your trousers. Been there done that.

So a BOAB had been the mpst cnvenient for me, like i said i cant remember the last time i use it and i do bleach it periodically. its easy to use and easy to slosh out after.

The Jester of Wibbly

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2018, 05:40:32 pm »
I have 3-4 urines a day in back of van. Just use boab. Only ever used boab a handful of times to clean windows but it's become handy for urination.

i hope your joking?if not thats ridiculous!just use a designated large plastic drinks bottle and clean it out every week with miltons fluid(or neat bleach)........

Its very very rare i buy a bottle with a big enough top to be useable.

Being a delivery driver previoulsy urination was a key issue. Ive tried using normal drinks bottles in the past, such as coke etc but because the opening is so small an average thingy will not fit. So what happens is you have to push the end of your member to the bottle and urine....youll think it fine, but what happens is pressure builds up in the bottle and when you release you get an almighty blowback of urine all over your trousers. Been there done that.

So a BOAB had been the mpst cnvenient for me, like i said i cant remember the last time i use it and i do bleach it periodically. its easy to use and easy to slosh out after.

Lucazade bottle or the link I just posted
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dazmond

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2018, 06:17:33 pm »
I have 3-4 urines a day in back of van. Just use boab. Only ever used boab a handful of times to clean windows but it's become handy for urination.

i hope your joking?if not thats ridiculous!just use a designated large plastic drinks bottle and clean it out every week with miltons fluid(or neat bleach)........

Its very very rare i buy a bottle with a big enough top to be useable.

Being a delivery driver previoulsy urination was a key issue. Ive tried using normal drinks bottles in the past, such as coke etc but because the opening is so small an average thingy will not fit. So what happens is you have to push the end of your member to the bottle and urine....youll think it fine, but what happens is pressure builds up in the bottle and when you release you get an almighty blowback of urine all over your trousers. Been there done that.

So a BOAB had been the mpst cnvenient for me, like i said i cant remember the last time i use it and i do bleach it periodically. its easy to use and easy to slosh out after.

im on about a proper large drinks bottle(like you d take to the gym)NOT a soft drinks bottle.... ::)roll ;D...its perfect.....
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Johnny B

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2018, 07:16:13 pm »
I have 3-4 urines a day in back of van. Just use boab. Only ever used boab a handful of times to clean windows but it's become handy for urination.

i hope your joking?if not thats ridiculous!just use a designated large plastic drinks bottle and clean it out every week with miltons fluid(or neat bleach)........

I have an old spare boab that I use. Easier than using a bottle (unless you use a funnel with it)!

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NWH

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Re: Taking the Pea
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2018, 07:55:08 pm »
What do I do when I need a pea 😂 I’ve done worse than that when I’m out and about lol.