[The Jester of Wibbly]

Why is it that people have to shout "you've missed a bit!"   then burst out laughing as if they've made up the joke of the year!

Not funny, even though I still give them a polite but fake smile back.

[Arnold Palmer]

[Dry Clean]

[nathankaye]

Or
Your gonna make it rain now!!

If we had a pound for everytime someone mentioned either sentences I'm sure we could all retire by now n live it up

[Slacky]

Yup, ‘it’s gonna rain now’ or ‘every time you come it rains’.

‘No it feckin’ doesn’t you stupid  bint’ is what I always would like to reply with. So far, I never have. I had one place, a care home in town, where the girl on the desk would say it every f***ing time. Every f***ing time!

And I mean, every time.

[paul alan]

Or "I'm gonna have to do the insides now" But you won't though will you?  they'll still be filthy next time I call!!

[paul alan]

There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

[james peters]

There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

lol. lovely part of wales you live in paul... after my marriage ended I dated a girl from Conwy for 3 years (well .. a woman .. I am 46)
I live in south wales .
we spent a weekend at the kinmel hotel and spa.
spent many weekends in north wales .. she lived in penmaenmawr
your houses are  different to what we have in the south , lots of 3 storeys

[paul alan]

There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

lol. lovely part of wales you live in paul... after my marriage ended I dated a girl from Conwy for 3 years (well .. a woman .. I am 46)
I live in south wales .
we spent a weekend at the kinmel hotel and spa.
spent many weekends in north wales .. she lived in penmaenmawr
your houses are  different to what we have in the south , lots of 3 storeys

I love North Wales! I moved away to Cheshire for a decade, never again. Its not that I didn't like Warrington, I just love it here.

[Stoots]

There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

lol. lovely part of wales you live in paul... after my marriage ended I dated a girl from Conwy for 3 years (well .. a woman .. I am 46)
I live in south wales .
we spent a weekend at the kinmel hotel and spa.
spent many weekends in north wales .. she lived in penmaenmawr
your houses are  different to what we have in the south , lots of 3 storeys

I love North Wales! I moved away to Cheshire for a decade, never again. Its not that I didn't like Warrington, I just love it here.

You`re not far from kinmel bay are you paul ?

Im coming down to wales in september, staying near there.

I do like wales, especially snowdonia

[John Mart]

Shame about the Welsh though. 

[paul alan]

There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

lol. lovely part of wales you live in paul... after my marriage ended I dated a girl from Conwy for 3 years (well .. a woman .. I am 46)
I live in south wales .
we spent a weekend at the kinmel hotel and spa.
spent many weekends in north wales .. she lived in penmaenmawr
your houses are  different to what we have in the south , lots of 3 storeys

I love North Wales! I moved away to Cheshire for a decade, never again. Its not that I didn't like Warrington, I just love it here.

You`re not far from kinmel bay are you paul ?

Im coming down to wales in september, staying near there.

I do like wales, especially snowdonia

I am 5 mins away, did criminal bay today.


Let me know when your coming and we'll meet up if you like

[paul alan]

Shame about the Welsh though. 

I know they all talk gibberish backwards

[james peters]

lol . lol. lol. you speak funny up there. my ex spoke welsh in a scous accent...was hilarious
 

[nathankaye]

A line adapted from brave heart.

The problem with Wales (Scotland) is that its full of the welsh (Scots)

[Stoots]

There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

lol. lovely part of wales you live in paul... after my marriage ended I dated a girl from Conwy for 3 years (well .. a woman .. I am 46)
I live in south wales .
we spent a weekend at the kinmel hotel and spa.
spent many weekends in north wales .. she lived in penmaenmawr
your houses are  different to what we have in the south , lots of 3 storeys

I love North Wales! I moved away to Cheshire for a decade, never again. Its not that I didn't like Warrington, I just love it here.

You`re not far from kinmel bay are you paul ?

Im coming down to wales in september, staying near there.

I do like wales, especially snowdonia

I am 5 mins away, did criminal bay today.


Let me know when your coming and we'll meet up if you like

End of September.

I'll let you know, I've got your number. 

[paul alan]

lol . lol. lol. you speak funny up there. my ex spoke welsh in a scous accent...was hilarious
 

You wanna here the Welsh trying to speak scouse

[Bungle]

There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

I know of a plumber who's surname is Leek. I also know of an electrician and this is no bull who's surname is Watt, his first name is Tom 

[G Griffin]

I also know of an electrician and this is no bull who's surname is Watt, his first name is Tom 

He's on second. Who is on first.
Tom Watt played Lofty in EastEnders too. Arsenal fan, I think.

[paul alan]

There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

I know of a plumber who's surname is Leek. I also know of an electrician and this is no bull who's surname is Watt, his first name is Tom 

Shocking!