[The Jester of Wibbly]

While out cleaning windows I get the odd person come up to me and ask if I clean windows?

[alank]

Is this your van ? you mean the one at the end of the yellow hose 

[dazmond]

can you clean my block paving/driveway/decking with your brush while your cleaning my windows too?.....

are you going to dry them off now?(after cleaning their windows WFP for 8 years!)

[The Jester of Wibbly]

can you clean my block paving/driveway/decking with your brush while your cleaning my windows too?.....

are you going to dry them off now?(after cleaning their windows WFP for 8 years!)

I am always being asked to clean their car while I have the brush out! Does my nut in.

[John Mart]

Can you dust off the fascias while your cleaning the windows. 

[Stoots]

not a stupid question but i got sacked the other week from a customer i had been clenaing a year.

Car was on the drive, which ive never seen before..

cleaned it, 10 mins later text message, "we would like to cancel our window cleaning, you have left them full of water and not dried it off, i wanst aware you had been doing half a job all this time, i thought we were paying for a proper service"

or words to that effect.

needles to say the most annoying question is why havent you dried them off

[Walter Mitty]

I think it's probably "What's the stupidest question you've been asked? "

[Simon Trapani]

"How much do you charge for a house?"

[Spruce]

While out cleaning windows I get the odd person come up to me and ask if I clean windows?

Similar, but I've been asked several times if I'm a professional window cleaner. My answer shaking my head, "no, I'm afraid not." Then I wait for them to come back from that one.

I once clarified that by professional I say I'm in the same class professionally with my skill at window cleaning as Wayne Rooney is with football. The only difference between us is that he earns a little more than I do.  But I'm working on that.

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[The Jester of Wibbly]

While out cleaning windows I get the odd person come up to me and ask if I clean windows?

Similar, but I've been asked several times if I'm a professional window cleaner. My answer shaking my head, "no, I'm afraid not." Then I wait for them to come back from that one.

I once clarified that by professional I say I'm in the same class professionally with my skill at window cleaning as Wayne Rooney is with football. The only difference between us is that he earns a little more than I do.  But I'm working on that.

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I'm tempted to say I am rain testing windows

[dazmond]

do you need some water?you can use our outside tap round the back if you want.....(after opening my van with a full 500l tank of water!)

[Marc Stock]

A few that annoyed me in the past.

Can you drink that water? " i wouldnt if i was you, not only is it de-ionized but its been sitting in  great big tank for 36hours.

How many properties do you clean a day? " about this much" (using armsoutstreched fully above head)

That water, your ionized water (they never say de-ionized water do they?), what else does it have in it? " well there is alot of h2o in it, and some ions"

[AuRavelling79]

Will the water damage my plants?

[alank]

Middle of winter, is it cold outside 

[The Jester of Wibbly]

Middle of winter, is it cold outside 

Or are you getting wet?  When it's raining

[Shrek]

Ring ring  📞

Me -‘Hello shreks window cleaning service’ 

Them - ‘ how much would you charge to clean my window above my conservatory? ‘

Me -‘ just the one?’

Them -‘ yes, Iv got a window cleaner but he can’t reach that one’

Me - 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Slacky]

needles to say the most annoying question is why havent you dried them off

Needless to say, if you're going to criticise someone, ensure your own ship is in order.

[The Jester of Wibbly]

When you turn up to a property and the cus comes out and says "oh, are you cleaning my windows today?"

Me "No, just popped over for a cuppa"

[Marc Stock]

Actually i had a funny one the other day.

Its a hot day and the customer asks me....."would you like a squash?"

Me" no thanks love, just a hug and a kiss is enough"

She laughed sooo hard. Lol

[nathankaye]

More in the past this question, but:
"is this your full time job?"
and
"what happens in winter, do you stop cleaning?"