[Plankton]

I had an enquiry for gutter clearing last January and since then they kept sending taxis requests for there patients at a hospital. Email came from there NHS email but enquiry was for there house. I replied to the taxis requests telling them that I was not a taxi company as I did not want some poor bugger not having a taxi turn up but they just came across as incompetent.
So they asked for a quote today but I can't be arsed with them.

And my reply,

[Richard Groves]

Perfect response.