I love this job for the pure freedom to do what I want.
However sometimes I have to get a grippa myself, I met Mrs Jones last week who looked like she had had a 'facelift' and she said I don't know what 'hose' you have been paying for sex but don't treat me as such I don't take it up the 'rectus'.
Seems to me she needs her tampon changing, she buys the 'applicator' type.
Funny lady, always has mucky feet, blames her bad back for not cleaning them...I said it's easy get in the shower and simply reach and wash.
Anyway she a perv, she told me how she likes to squeegee's big pole.
Who's pole you ask? I dunno.
Anyway she prefers a strap on rather than bolted so that says it all.
Truth be told I'd like to beat her with A-frame but I'd probably use her Zimmer.
Im eating a burger as I type, it's a single I couldn't manage a double or triple.
Another thing about Mrs Jones. Since I'm on with the topic, whilst she's cleaning her feet she should really give her fascia clean as well.
Slightly off topic but my relationship with my partner has broken down....it's in the garage, think I'll buy a vivaro next.
Talking about 'vans', I once had a customer and you couldn't 'trainer' she was a skate shoe.
Stupid cow always paid late. She had funny a funny 'gate' just the way her legs were I'm afraid.
She's so old, she used to be a windy you know...she used to work during the rain..
...of henry the 8th so that's really old.
