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Arnold Palmer

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I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« on: March 14, 2018, 10:34:17 am »
but they were all to panefull.
#aliens

Arnold Palmer

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2018, 10:53:47 am »
Knowing you lot, you'd have seen right through them anyway.
#aliens

Stoots

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2018, 11:16:48 am »
You could tell the best ones and people would still moan

You can never window

Cookie

  • Posts: 928
Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2018, 11:59:15 am »
but they were all to panefull.

That was a good opener.

Plankton

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2018, 12:14:30 pm »

alank

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2018, 12:22:39 pm »
Sooo transparent  ;D

p1w1

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2018, 01:28:09 pm »
This topic is just sill y  ;D ok ill get my coat

Slacky

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2018, 01:30:47 pm »
God help us when Griff turns up. This is going to be a tediously paneful thread.

Llaaww

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2018, 03:51:23 pm »
I got the first couple before I glazed over
if it is dirty it is fair game

Stoots

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2018, 04:25:31 pm »
Soupy thinks he's good at this...

It's a conny`s puns are terrible

Stoots

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2018, 04:33:20 pm »
When people see the level of my puns they are genuinely guttered.

You can try hard but I'm sill the best.

In fact I'm on another level, youre the same old storey.




Cookie

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2018, 04:39:21 pm »
Adam's reeling them out now ....

nathankaye

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2018, 04:46:38 pm »
Adam's reeling them out now ....

Yep, but just brush over themb ;D ;D
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robbo333

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2018, 05:15:08 pm »
For all those that can see through me...
let me make myself perfectly clear.
"Thank you for calling: if you have a 1st floor flat, mid terraced house, lots of dogs, no parking, no side access, or no sense of humour, please press hold!
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robbo333

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2018, 05:16:13 pm »
This winter has been tough, but you show me a window cleaner who laughs at 'defeat'
and i'll show you a black chiropodist, with a sense of humour.
"Thank you for calling: if you have a 1st floor flat, mid terraced house, lots of dogs, no parking, no side access, or no sense of humour, please press hold!
For all other enquiries, please press1"

james peters

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2018, 05:18:23 pm »
that thing in the frame is a dirty pain.

needs a bit of a cleanitup

robbo333

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2018, 05:19:32 pm »
I like my windows, how I like my women...the dirtier, the better! (That's not a pun though  ;D)
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For all other enquiries, please press1"

The Jester of Wibbly

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2018, 05:23:24 pm »
Has this thread gone hot?


Give it a week and it will go back to a cold post
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Stoots

  • Posts: 6213
Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2018, 06:19:46 pm »
You guys are crazy, but id like to show my appreciation....

Trouble is im too baffled to say tank you at times.

Walter Mitty

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Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2018, 06:38:11 pm »
You're all cracked.