[paul alan]

...any lengths to stop the missus getting a window cleaner in...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pure-Freedom-Water-Fed-Pole-Window-Cleaning-System/202239191142?hash=item2f16652866:g:gCEAAOSwvoFakCp0

[p1w1]

I had a woman come up to me the other day while i was working on a house and said "does your water leave any streaks, as i always seem to get left with streaks after my husband cleans the windows with my water"
I reply "the water i use is purified to take all the contaminants out so doesn't leave streaks after it dries, normal tap water won't do this"
She then says" yes i know i use the same type of water as you, it was one of the reasons i brought my water softener so my husband could use the water to clean our windows"
She was rather disappointed when i told her that  her water softener does not purify water   

[The Jester of Wibbly]

I think the ad copy is a load of bull sh**.

Clearly a failed window cleaner who though he could make a bit of beer money.  The trailer in the background gives it away 

[Slacky]

Why did he buy a 32' pole and 400 litre water tank if it was just for his gaff?

[The Jester of Wibbly]

Why did he buy a 32' pole and 400 litre water tank if it was just for his gaff?

And two brushes

[Plankton]

Well he said his windows so maybe he missed out the ROUND after windows? He's obviously got it set up as a trailer system as the pictures show but feck that green brush looks awful, the bristles look a foot long.

[Dry Clean]

32ft Brodex Hydra alloy pole and brush, if anything is going to put you off doing your own its that arm wrecking combination.