[andyM]

"The Turd Emergency Service"
We won't take the pee!

[andyM]

If the owner gives you a tenner the dog will give you peanuts.
 

[Marc Stock]

Roll up Roll up

Tennner a turd! Tenner a turd!

[hank jr]

I wouldn't bother.

[aquakadabra]

picked up a few more customers today think im going to make a mint out of this might even have to employ someone else. just not sure how to advertise job, any ideas.

[colin bird]

If the owner gives you a tenner the dog will give you peanuts.
 

nice one funny

[G Griffin]

picked up a few more customers today think im going to make a mint out of this might even have to employ someone else. just not sure how to advertise job, any ideas.

Are you after a few leads?
The bloke I was talking to had employed a lad but he had to let him go. I asked did he not have the stomach for it but he said "no, quite the opposite. He refused to wear gloves and he chewed his nails".

[aquakadabra]

im willing to provide gloves masks etc if anyone knows any good poop pickers please let me know

[Marc Stock]

Just use a gutter vac.

[aquakadabra]

ive got one of them his names josh

[robbo333]

picked up a few more customers today think im going to make a mint out of this might even have to employ someone else. just not sure how to advertise job, any ideas.

Are you tired of your crap office job?
Are you used to dealing with 5hit from your boss. If yes, then you're almost fully qualified for this new and challenging role.
If you're looking for a sideways move, good cause that will come in handy.

We are looking for a special person for this customer 'rear facing' role.
As a 'Technical Waste And Treatment operative, you should be able to 'tread carefully',  and be polite when talking to customers; making sure you don't put your foot in it!
You’ll be working on some ‘big jobs’ and may encounter slippery situations, but never take the p155 as we don’t get paid for that.
Our customers should provide a constant stream of openings to keep your hands full and ensure you don't get the arse end of the stick.
This is a great opportunity to work in the fresh air and we hope you'll impress us so much, you'll come up smelling of roses.
Should you wish to climb the career ladder then we have gutter jobs that need doing as well.
You'd have to be barking mad to pass up on this once in a lifetime offer.

Send your CV to:
C/O Wallys mobile caravan park.

[Marc Stock]

How about.

Poop picker needed.

Sloppy poop, spongy poop, baked hard in the sun poop. It all needs clearing.

Uni grads welcome.

[nathankaye]

Tired from a hard days work, taking #rap from everybody?
Then going home to tidy up the #rap  from the dog!
Well not any longer, let my team of 5hit shovellers remove it for you!
Call the pooper squad today!

[CleanClear]

picked up a few more customers today think im going to make a mint out of this might even have to employ someone else. just not sure how to advertise job, any ideas.

Hows this happening ? I've never in my life been asked to do that, you think maybe you look like the man for the job ? If so employing someone else to do it might take the edge off. How to advertise it ? Easy.. just continue with the  s*i* cleaning service offered......................   

[Dry Clean]

Maybe he's onto something.

[aquakadabra]

thanks for the replys guys had me laughing some of those. Gonna get some flyers printed next week ill let you know if business picks up